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Best **** Ever in the Dan Hawkins Era!

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I had me a combo of Taco Bell and Souper Salads come out. You could tell where the Taco Bell ended and the Souper Salads came over.

National Champions 08!!
 
Just FYI, i was thinking of Mick Ronson while I was pooping. Just for the fact that he's Mick Ronson.
 
Dude like last saturday i was at this hotel, and this dude was trying to sell me vicadin prozac and Vallium for a bargain. I was like "No Jimmybuff dude, i just need some ganja!", and then i passed out from all the booze and woke up with some mad beer ****s. I mean it smelled like a Hybrid car powered by Sulfur and Smirnoff, and then as i wiped my ass i realized...... Dude! these are the best asswipeys ever for a roadside motel in the Dan Hawkins Era!!

And then I saw Dan Hawkins' apparition and a bright light and I was like "Your 2008 National Champions the Colorado Golden Buffaloes!".

Dude, that was the most metadump ever!
 
Hmmm. My aparitions usually involve naked women throwing therselves at me. I guess an mNC, while very nice, would still take a back seat to naked women throwing themselves at me. :smile2:
 
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