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CU Christmas Gift for a ****braska Fan

BatBuff

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Hi Buff Nation; I need your help. My girlfriend is a ****braska alum (I know, don't give me too much of a hard time), and her family are big ****er fans. What is a Christmas gift idea that I can get for her and/or her parents? Something like a 62-36 Christmas tree ornament would be perfect. Links and/or pictures would be appreciated.

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Not Sure

Sets low bar, barely exceeds it.
Club Member
The most useful thing for a ****braska fan these days is a realization that their program is a dumpster fire. It’ll hurt in the short term, but they’ll be much happier a few years down the line when their team is getting curb stomped by Rutgers or Maryland.
 

manhattanbuf

Club Member
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Hi Buff Nation; I need your help. My girlfriend is a ****braska alum (I know, don't give me too much of a hard time), and her family are big ****er fans. What is a Christmas gift idea that I can get for her and/or her parents? Something like a 62-36 Christmas tree ornament would be perfect. Links and/or pictures would be appreciated.

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You should give yourself the gift of a partner who attended The University of Colorado and break up with her and the nuhbrasskins.
 

Alfred91

Ignorant, anti-American, and anti-Christian.
Club Member
You could give her a face ****ing like CU normally gives the Nubs.

Undecided if it's a good idea for the parents too.

You could get her an autographed copy of "Uncle Ken's Guide to Facehumping".

It comes with a $5 off coupon to Casa Bonita. (You don't have to share that it's closed).
 

Liver

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Club Member
Junta Member
get a tom osborne poster. add a small pic of lawrence phillip's obit. add a small photo of osborne voting us 4th in the coaches poll.

put it all in a nice frame. present it as a living history of the ****braska program.
 

Ruckus

Peep my words.
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Mb2658

Well-Known Member
A trio of framed pictures. The first is just the number 2. The second is a picture of Las Vegas. The third is a picture of a person glancing. If they every figure it out, it’ll be one hell of a troll job.
 
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