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Official ****braska Hate Thread

buffaholic

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Dammit, this would enable them to get out from under his contract cheap and hire someone who would have a better chance of winning more games.
Based purely on anecdotal evidence I personally gathered in 2018, there are no hookers or weed in Lincoln.
 

MtnBuff

Not allowed in Barzil 2
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Dammit, this would enable them to get out from under his contract cheap and hire someone who would have a better chance of winning more games.
Half right.

It would allow them to get out from his contract and save millions of dollars.

They aren't going to find a coach who is going to "fix" the reasons they aren't winning games.

We love to laugh at Frost, and he gives plenty of reasons to inspire laughter.

It isn't coaching though that is costing them games. The big problem is that players don't want to go there and those who go don't stay.

****braska isn't a place that top level talent wants to go.
 

buffaholic

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Players will give much less of a **** where they are heading, going forward, it will be about how much $$$ they get to go there and how much they can cash in on NIL.

I would suggest that a fanbase that SELLS OUT their spring game might garner a bigger payday than a fan base that gets about 3k annually to show up at no charge.
 

SBP

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Players will give much less of a **** where they are heading, going forward, it will be about how much $$$ they get to go there and how much they can cash in on NIL.

I would suggest that a fanbase that SELLS OUT their spring game might garner a bigger payday than a fan base that gets about 3k annually to show up at no charge.
Yep. We are in big trouble
 

ahoelsken

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****braska's a great fit for the Pac 12, guys. This conference dominates most sports that people don't give a **** about-and ****braska's really good now at sports nobody gives a **** about now! I mean half the US Women's Volleyball went there or something NBC said.
 

Jalapeno

SUN BOWL OR BUST
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****braska's a great fit for the Pac 12, guys. This conference dominates most sports that people don't give a **** about-and ****braska's really good now at sports nobody gives a **** about now! I mean half the US Women's Volleyball went there or something NBC said.

****braska will remain in the B1G as an associate member for women's bowling...LOL.
 

SeanMSan

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****braska will remain in the B1G as an associate member for women's bowling...LOL.

I wonder if lucky strike, crisco, Busch Light, and tinactin are knocking on the doors to have these superior athletes, on the kNU women’s bowling team, sell their wares?
 

SeanMSan

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Anything that goes well with Runza's.

I haven’t heard anything as far as Runza having the superior athletes in kNU athletics schlep their grub…but I haven’t been in ****braska much since the beginning of July! Unless it’s storms, or other things that can affect my house, I don’t pay much attention to ****braska news.
 

Ringer

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Amusing excerpts from a longer article which won't let me link it:

"As Martinez enters his fourth season as the starting QB, and there are only 5 QBs with more starts (for a Power 5 team): Pitt’s Kenny Pickett (36), Baylor’s Charlie Brewer (34), Iowa State’s Brock Purdy (33) and Kansas State’s Skylar Thompson (30). He’s had ample opportunity to prove himself, and he’s only gotten worse since he burst onto the scene as a true freshman with 2 300-passing games in his first 3 Big Ten outings.

Martinez is insanely lucky to get this many chances to prove himself. Think about what a guy like LSU’s Myles Brennan would do to get so many opportunities to play. At top-flight programs, you get a few games. Or at Georgia, you get a half. At some Big Ten programs, you might get a year. But to be unchallenged going into Year 4?

And here’s the kicker. Everyone is trying to talk about Martinez like this is finally going to be the year he breaks through. It’s like ****braska is trying to talk itself into this charade because he is the only option the ****ers have heading into a pivotal season in which the fan base is getting sick and tired of losing."
 
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ahoelsken

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Amusing excerpts from a longer article which won't let me link it:

"As Martinez enters his fourth season as the starting QB, and there are only 5 QBs with more starts (for a Power 5 team): Pitt’s Kenny Pickett (36), Baylor’s Charlie Brewer (34), Iowa State’s Brock Purdy (33) and Kansas State’s Skylar Thompson (30). He’s had ample opportunity to prove himself, and he’s only gotten worse since he burst onto the scene as a true freshman with 2 300-passing games in his first 3 Big Ten outings.

Martinez is insanely lucky to get this many chances to prove himself. Think about what a guy like LSU’s Myles Brennan would do to get so many opportunities to play. At top-flight programs, you get a few games. Or at Georgia, you get a half. At some Big Ten programs, you might get a year. But to be unchallenged going into Year 4?

And here’s the kicker. Everyone is trying to talk about Martinez like this is finally going to be the year he breaks through. It’s like ****braska is trying to talk itself into this charade because he is the only option the ****ers have heading into a pivotal season in which the fan base is getting sick and tired of losing."

They can't recruit-and the fact that Martinez is still their starting QB is case in point.

BTW-hate watching commences in three weeks.
 

buffaholic

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Their QB chart is awful. There's nothing behind Martinez and nothing on the way. Frost whiffed on finding a transfer.

Martinez is not going to be any different than what's he proven himself to be at this point.
But if they have to go to QB#2, ****er fans might be shook. As soon as they see that, they will know Frost is a fraud.
 

f***bailer

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tommy wiseau dress GIF by The Room
 

SpacemanSpiff

Be curious, not judgmental
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That can't be real.

But if somehow it is, ****ers must be really confident about the shear volume of corn subsidies redirected as NIL payments to trot out a uniform like that.
Most people I know, are ashamed of their lil red. I mean, um, not personally, but probably, right?
 
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