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An AllBuffs Fantasy (circa October 3, 2015)

Buffnik

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Coming off a 4-0 start in the non-conference, Buffs shock the college football world by taking down Oregon at Folsom.

Immediately, trending topics on AllBuffs become...

1. Should RG give HCMM an immediate contract extension?

2. How do we deal with this horde of ASU trolls on the board?

3. Who do we have to blow to get some respect in the polls?

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Hammered by noon, well done.
My guess is we start hearing pac12 championship talk from some posters
 
:rofl:

i'll have what he's having. make mine a double.

i would be so happy for the Buffs and this site to have the problems that winners have. hell, i don't even pick up the spring mags anymore. there is no point when your program has fallen to the depths of irrelevancy that ours has fallen.

a 5-0 start and personally i'd be mortified of a 0-8 finish. that's how beaten down we've become. i'd be praying for at least a 2-6 finish to get to a bowl.
 
Bitching about how the weak non-conf schedule is going to keep us out of playoff and NYD bowl consideration.

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We learn that OMGasm (er whoever tf) long since killed his once beloved brother, took over his AB account, but lost his mind with the Buffs resurgence, thereby revealing what has been going on the past couple of years. His trial, sentencing, and execution are overshadowed in the media and public by the state's zeal for everything CU football.
 
4. How many 4-star recruits will we sign?
5. Who's trippin' to the Bowl game?
 
The first issue will be how to get the jizz off of my ceiling because I will have completely blown my wad when I go home from the game. After that, who ****ing cares!
 
If CU can win 3 out of 4 by double digits, in non con, there would be some pretty big excitement at folsom. Game between a 4-0 CU squad and a 3-0 Ducks team would maybe get the stadium full for the first time in a long time
 
:rofl:

i'll have what he's having. make mine a double.

i would be so happy for the Buffs and this site to have the problems that winners have. hell, i don't even pick up the spring mags anymore. there is no point when your program has fallen to the depths of irrelevancy that ours has fallen.

a 5-0 start and personally i'd be mortified of a 0-8 finish. that's how beaten down we've become. i'd be praying for at least a 2-6 finish to get to a bowl.

This is where I would be.
 
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3. When do we move the coaches kid to QB?
4. Who will be our first 5* signee?
5. Are all those Embree bricks being stored get incorporated into the new facilities?
 
9. Would we have beaten Oregon if all their players hadn't contracted food poisoning from dining at Casa Bonita on Friday night?
 
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