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BamaCharlie!! I found a picture from your wedding!!
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muahaha.
SuperiorBuff
Well-Known Member
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
2HellNback
Well-Known Member
:lol:
'87... Hilarious!:thumbsup:
'87... Hilarious!:thumbsup:
oy i knew when i opened this it just could not be headed to a good direction haha...:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
FIFY :thumbsup:
MASSIVE REP!!!:thumbsup:
87toInfinity
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FIFY :thumbsup:
Nice!!
Deleted member 807
Guest
FIFY :thumbsup:
LOL. Put a CSU logo on the sheep and call it a day.
:lol: :lol:
Here is another for you Chuck
He
booked himself on a
Caribbean cruise
and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship
sank.
After
they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm
going to slip intosomething
more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor
in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything,
the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a
razormade
from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are
fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is
amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing
nothingbut
some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled
faintly of gardenias.She
then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins
suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many
months.You
must have been lonely. There's something I'm certain you feel like doing
right now, something you've been longing for,
right?" She stares into his eyes.
He
can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as
tears start to form in his eyes,
One
day a
man decided
to retire...
day a
man decided
to retire...
He
booked himself on a
Caribbean cruise
and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship
sank.
He
soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing,
only bananas and coconuts.
soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing,
only bananas and coconuts.
After
about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous
woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous
woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he
asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I
rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise
ship sank."
"Amazing," he
notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with
you."
"Oh, this thing?"
explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the
island. The
oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree
branches, and the sides and stern came
from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But, where did you get the
tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south
side of the island, a very unusual stratum of
alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain
temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile
iron. I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the
hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place,"
she says. So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a
small wharf. As the man looks
to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk
leading to an cabin and treehouse.
asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I
rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise
ship sank."
"Amazing," he
notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with
you."
"Oh, this thing?"
explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the
island. The
oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree
branches, and the sides and stern came
from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But, where did you get the
tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south
side of the island, a very unusual stratum of
alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain
temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile
iron. I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the
hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place,"
she says. So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a
small wharf. As the man looks
to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk
leading to an cabin and treehouse.
While
the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp
rope, the
man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says
casually, "It's not much,
but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a
drink?"
"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't
take another drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks
the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Tropical
Spritz?"
the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp
rope, the
man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says
casually, "It's not much,
but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a
drink?"
"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't
take another drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks
the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Tropical
Spritz?"
After
they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm
going to slip intosomething
more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor
in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything,
the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a
razormade
from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are
fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is
amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing
nothingbut
some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled
faintly of gardenias.She
then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins
suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many
months.You
must have been lonely. There's something I'm certain you feel like doing
right now, something you've been longing for,
right?" She stares into his eyes.
He
can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as
tears start to form in his eyes,
"You
have the ALABAMA-LSU game On TV?"
have the ALABAMA-LSU game On TV?"
GO TIGERS !!!
CanadianDuck
Well-Known Member
LOL that picture says it all!
Sexton Hardcastle
Club Member
Way to ruin a perfectly good thread TBD! Sheesh.
Bama Charlie
Well-Known Member
The barn is the ag school in Alabama. I call fail. I did however get married on a Friday so I didn't have to miss football Saturday.