We want that bubble Charmin-soft. Here's who we hate today (we're cheering for the teams in bold):
Arkansas (RPI 48) at South Carolina (RPI 21), 4:30pm, SECN... Arky can drop within range while moving to 7-6 in SEC.
Xavier (RPI 13) at Providence (RPI 68), 4:30pm, FS1... rooting for Xavier as much as hate-watching Providence, which could fall to 5-9 in Big East.
Iowa State (RPI 55) at Kansas State (RPI 50), 5pm, ESPN2... Go Meteor! But ISU is 7-5 in Big 12 while KSU is 5-7, so KSU win keeps them both more mediocre.
Temple (RPI 83) at East Carolina (RPI 233), 5pm, ESPNN... Temple already done, but loss would drop them back.
Winthrop (RPI 82) at Longwood (RPI 339), 5pm... Even a Winthrop win should hurt their resume. A loss and whatever-the-**** a Winthrop is would be in our rearview mirror.
Presbyterian (RPI 346) at UNC Asheville (RPI 67), 5pm... Home win over hot garbage hurts resume. A loss and UNC-A would plummet.
Furman (RPI 88) at Western Carolina (RPI 257), 5pm... **** Furman! Kind of bad loss we need in front of us.
Samford (RPI 167) at East Tennessee State (RPI 100), 5pm... Realistic spot for an upset here. "This is the big one! I'm comin', Elizabeth!"
Chattanooga (RPI 81) at VMI (RPI 320), 5pm... No way they lose this, right? Hard to win on the road.
North Dakota State (RPI 91) at Fort Wayne (RPI 157), 5pm... Wouldn't even be an upset. Excellent! Party Time!
Wichita State (RPI 47) at Southern Illinois (RPI 177), 5pm... **** the Shockers.
Fordham (RPI 212) at Rhode Island (RPI 42), 5pm... Would rank among the worst losses of the season. Potential killer.
Vermont (RPI 52) at UMass Lowell (RPI 291), 5pm... Another game that would be a disaster loss. **** Vermont!
Bucknell (RPI 94) at Loyola MD (RPI 170), 5:30pm... One to watch with a legit upset chance.
Georgia Tech (RPI 76) at Miami (RPI 54), 6pm... ACC teams just can't hurt each other much. Both 6-6. Go Miami to get GAT off the bubble.
North Carolina (RPI 8) at NC State (RPI 108), 6pm... Tar Heels need to win this and keep NCST behind us.
Creighton (RPI 17) at Seton Hall (RPI 49), 6pm... The Hall is 5-7 in a down Big East. This is a good opportunity to further weaken that resume.
Alabama (RPI 69) at Missouri (RPI 245), 6:30pm, SECN... Mizzou's been playing ok lately. They could help a lot here by dropping Bama to 14-11, 7-6.
Indiana (RPI 90) at Minnesota (RPI 25), 7pm, BTN... Gophers can drop Hoosiers to 15-12, 5-9.
Oklahoma State (RPI 30) at TCU (RPI 39), 7pm, ESPNU... TCU is 6-6, OSU is 5-7. Better chance for CU if OSU drops a losing Big 12 record on TCU.
Illinois State (RPI 34) at Missouri State (RPI 202), 7pm... Could be a big drop with a road loss here.
Nevada (RPI 46) at Air Force (RPI 241), 7pm... Go Zoomies! **** Nevada!
San Diego State (RPI 98) at Utah State (RPI 186), 8pm, CBSSN... Tough place to play and this one would help us.
1. The Bubble sucks this year.
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