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as all this heats up, we will be getting tons and tons of negative op eds from "reporters" that cover our opponents and also national and of course also the usual assortment of local hack clowns.

I thought we could keep a running list of hate-piece topics so we can mock them for their hate and lack of originality as this goes along. the trolls will lick this up like it is meth laced deep fried bible truth and bring these hot takes here. the industry of shock and click-bait is coming for us.

in the theme of the "what price glory" racist hit piece back in the day in sports illustrated (rest in pieces you dirtbags), here's a few to get us started:

"A year after Prime's arrival, some of the players he sent away are struggling."

"Prime owed more to the HBCU community and his success at CU proves it."

"The proof that CFB free agency has arrived: Prime at CU."


feel free to add more. their tears are ****ing delicious.
 
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as all this heats up, we will be getting tons and tons of negative op eds from "reporters" that cover our opponents and also national and of course also the usual assortment of local hack clowns.

I thought we could keep a running list of hate-piece topics so we can mock them for their hate and lack of originality as this goes along. the trolls will lick this up like it is meth laced deep fried bible truth and bring these hot takes here. the industry of shock and click-bait is coming for us.

in the theme of the "what price glory" racist hit piece back in the day in sports illustrated (rest in pieces you dirtbags), here's a few to get us started:

"A year after Prime's arrival, some of the players he sent away are struggling."

"Prime owed more to the HBCU community and his success at CU proves it."

"The proof that CFB free agency has arrived: Prime at CU."


feel free to add more. their tears are ****ing delicious.
I laugh at their despair.
 
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