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Buffs getting attention in SEC country
- Thread starter FlaBuff
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I don't remember if it was a Saturday Night Live skit or some other comedy show I saw back in the day about a scared straight program. Anyway, I laughed so damn hard I had tears coming out my eyes. 
Not only is this thing getting Miami’d here, I have received this from several friends now…
This is not a comedy. It is a documentary.
That’s what I thought as I watched it. But that was many moons ago.
I have memories of being a kid in H Town and nearly having a heat stroke walking around the neighborhood on Halloween in a King Kong costume, with the mask nearly melting onto my face. I remember praying to make the playoffs in HS FB, not really just to be in the playoffs, but to play a FB game where I didn't lose 12 pounds of fluid sweating.
Where did you go to school in H Town?
Pasadena Dobie. J. Frank Dobie to be precise.
My wife makes our kids costumes, because the insulated ones you can buy online just don't work here.
As far as sweating during football games goes, my brother had to quit the UH football team as an offensive lineman. We have some sort of genetic deal where we sweat way too much in heat. My dad, brother, and I all have it. The Univ Houston staff would weigh my brother before and after practice and he'd lose 25 lbs of water. A few hours later, ever muscle fiber in his body including his face muscles would go into protracted cramps. When you're 295 and laying on the ground screaming in cramps, there's not much your roommates can do to help.
25lbs of water weight loss in a day may be a world record
There are a ton of schools down there, that's why I asked.
I used to weigh myself after practice. I never came close to losing 25 lbs., but I regularly lost 4-6, easy. (The 12 pounds above was an exaggeration). It is weird to down 2 or three 32 oz gatorades and still have cotton mouth.
Team docs made him quit. Told him we would do serious organ damage.
I couldn't imagine playing down in that area all the time, **** that. I didn't love it that much.
Don't be Michael Myers, you'd have a stroke in those coveralls bro.
I sent it to my buff chat message group 24 hours after it being posted here. They loved it.
You should see their hot takes on what the Buffs need to do to win…
I think we should have beat them in Athens also,,,, somehow we choked.
That was hilarious!
I don't get the Miami'd. Can someone explain? Is it related to Miami Buffs?
I have that same plan in Florida when I just go out walking in the summer.
Our own beloved MiamiBuff has a tendency to post tweets or YouTube clips as if he’s uncovering breaking news, except that someone else has already posted it in the same thread. Sometimes only a couple of posts above his.
Noob
I deserve that.