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Lt.Col.FrankSlade
Well-Known Member
"Have your office cleaned out by midnight."
I hope you know that if it wasn't for the Bruce & Phil show I'd fire you right here and now.
"Jon, ummm, Hawk would usually get a few points at least. And he'd only let Missouri prison rape us. Are you going to work on this?"
Timbuff10
Member
I was in sales for a while and had some great training... As pointed out above, when the arms are crossed like that, especially with the expressions that I saw during those few seconds it was on the TV, there was nothing good happening there.
We can only hope that a few years ago they learned their lesson on what kind of damage is done when you keep a coach one year too long.
We can only hope that a few years ago they learned their lesson on what kind of damage is done when you keep a coach one year too long.
Does MB usually go down to the sideline? Please dear God, let it be: "Be in my office the second your post game press conference is over."
**** Benson and DiStefano. You are fired!
fify
If I gave a **** Jon, you'd be gone.
Sexton Hardcastle
Club Member
"Mike Bohn only pawn in game of life."
"Jon, I need to really think this through. I'm going straight to my office, lose everything but the shirt, shades and tighty whities, then blast Old Time Rock 'n Roll until I clear my head. No, you can't watch."
You remember those guys with the big black car? They came to see me the other night wanting their money.
On a side note: With his arms crossed and the shades on he looks a lot like Dan Hawkins. Scary isn't it?
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Bohn - Did you know that there are virtually no ADs that get to hire a 3rd HC after hiring 2 abysmal failures? Fortunately for me, my bosses don't care what ****** results you produce on the field, so I'm safe.
Embree - What about me?
Bohn - You're not getting paid much, you played for Mac, you hired a bunch of your friends, you stick with your QB, you change offensive schemes weekly. I see no problem keeping you around. Really though, I just care about staying employed, so it'll depend on what Phil & Bruce tell me to do.
Embree - Good to hear, so I've got at least 3 more years to get to a bowl game..
Bohn - Sure, why not.
Here Jon. Here is some toilet paper. Go clean up.
Dio wins.
Deleted member 807
Guest
Not to nitpick some technicality, but shouldn't dio actually post in this thread before being declared a winner?
OUBuff
American
"No Jon, it's not a 'Brick Game' if you keep the margin under 50pts."
"Jon, you're going to have to fire your friends if you want to keep your job."
BuffaloChuck
Member
"Jon, frankly - if you fired all of these friends and got turnaround performances from the next hires, I'd fire you for that reason alone."