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"Dan.... Is that your last shred of respect you once had going into that porta-pottie?"
Old woman on the right "Why are you starting the qb that is only this tall?"
Buffsoldier
Well-Known Member
****. I just got clinic'd by geriatrics.
Jimmy Smith and Jalil Brown?
This ain't intramurals
dply
Doble hoja
Jaximus
Club Member
After blowing a 28 point lead with "shoddy play calling", Dorothy and Phylis have decided to fire their shuffleboard coach.
dply
Doble hoja
Winner
"No, no young man. The offense is the one with the ball."
BehindEnemyLines
beware the habu
"Well, you know, I tried to teach 'em that it was the little things. I mean, like, wearing the same style sun glasses, and bringing your meds own in your lunch pail. But we're starting to point in the right direction, and you know, we'll have it turned around in no time."
MontanaBuff
Well-Known Member
"You go down there, if you've got the nerve ..."
"Why the long face young man? What can we do to help your self-esteem?"
"What the ****, Dan? We didn't hire you to paint over those Bible verses on our church! You were supposed to paint the inside."
"Piss off old lady! I am Dan ****ing Hawkins!"
**** I hate that guy.
DFW Buff
Well-Known Member
Just need to cinch things up a little around here....
BuffNut99
Club Member
Two elderly football fans critique Dan Hawkins' flag football team for a penalty.
"Had a great chat with a couple of old ladies the other day. Great ladies, and they really know their football. I was coaching a flag football game - just something to pass the time these days - and these kind old bluehairs came up and just wanted to talk football. I'll talk football with anyone. Great ladies. We had a couple of passionate discussions about formations and groupings, and I helped them understand the importance of having different player groupings to give the defense some different looks and just try and confuse the opposition a little. The best part was when they pointed out how we got a delay of game penalty right after we had just called a timeout. They got fired up about that (pictured). I've been in football for a long time, and there's always an opportunity to kind of go, "Ok, I can get in there and galvanize that a little." I wanted to suit them up. I'll bet they can play a little."
NashBuff
CSU Knob-Slobberer
We are a few letters away from B-I-N-G-O!
Deleted member 807
Guest
Mildred and Gladys visualize switching off their turn signals as life coach Dan Hawkins looks on.