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Lienart took ball room dancing too...
 
"If you stay one more season, I'll let you **** my wife."

"Deal!"
 
I'd kiss you but the facemask is in the way. Thankfully you don't wear a helmet on your other head.
 
His wife is hot, but Matt Barkley can easily do better as the future 1st round superstar starting quarterback at a school that has possibly the best female talent out there.

I'd imagine that the incentive of ****ing Lane Kiffin's wife is unrelated to her hotness.

Also, I've been generally unimpressed (cheerleaders aside) with USC's talent.
 
I'd imagine that the incentive of ****ing Lane Kiffin's wife is unrelated to her hotness.

Also, I've been generally unimpressed (cheerleaders aside) with USC's talent.

Of course, cause if she was a 300 pounder with more chins than a chinese phonebook it would be equally as enticing. :lol:
 
Barkley's actual girlfriend, a soccer player for Seattle Pacific University, is really not good looking, esp. for how hot his mother is and the talent I'm sure he saw his whole life in Newport and at USC. However, like hometown boy Tim Tebow, Barkley believes in mythology and has professed his desire to "save" himself for marriage.

FWIW, I lived in LA and frequently visited the USC campus and dated many USC alumna. They were very good looking and DTF -- two qualities I found to be pretty appealing.
 
Barkley's actual girlfriend, a soccer player for Seattle Pacific University, is really not good looking, esp. for how hot his mother is and the talent I'm sure he saw his whole life in Newport and at USC. However, like hometown boy Tim Tebow, Barkley believes in mythology and has professed his desire to "save" himself for marriage.

FWIW, I lived in LA and frequently visited the USC campus and dated many USC alumna. They were very good looking and DTF -- two qualities I found to be pretty appealing.

The one i dated probably was DTF, just not DTFGIA.
 
Barkley's actual girlfriend, a soccer player for Seattle Pacific University, is really not good looking, esp. for how hot his mother is and the talent I'm sure he saw his whole life in Newport and at USC. However, like hometown boy Tim Tebow, Barkley believes in mythology and has professed his desire to "save" himself for marriage.

FWIW, I lived in LA and frequently visited the USC campus and dated many USC alumna. They were very good looking and DTF -- two qualities I found to be pretty appealing.
Why do your care? Were you hoping to **** him?
 
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