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Coach Embree with the Bling

Mick Ronson

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in the newly designated "Coach Jon Embree" spot at the Dal, a Porsche Panamera with a CO license plate in the rear window.

looking something like this:

porsche-panamera-2.jpg
 
Count that as the first negative against Embo. The Panamera is the most useless they´ve ever built. It´s basically neither a sports car, nor a sedan. **** VW for that takeover anyway. Bastards.
 
Count that as the first negative against Embo. The Panamera is the most useless they´ve ever built. It´s basically neither a sports car, nor a sedan. **** VW for that takeover anyway. Bastards.
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I would be happy with that car, but that is just me I guess.

So would I, although I guess neither you nor me could afford to maintain that car. Think of insurance, gas, repairs etc.

I have to agree with Jens on this on. As much of a joke it is for Porsche to make an SUV, Embo would have been better off in a Cayenne than a Panamera. I hope he makes better decisions on game day...

The Panamera basically is a pimped up Touareg anyway. In case you haven´t noticed, I hate how ****ing VW meddles in the affairs of our local crown jewel company here.
 
Count that as the first negative against Embo. The Panamera is the most useless they´ve ever built. It´s basically neither a sports car, nor a sedan. **** VW for that takeover anyway. Bastards.

The Panamera is the Porsche I want to get. Consider for a second the needs of someone who is over 6'4" and also has kids to chauffeur around. For that audience, the Panamera is about the best car you can get. Someone 6 feet tall can sit comfortably behind the driver in the back seat. You've got enough trunk space for golf clubs, a stroller, luggage, etc. And it's still a Porsche with a nice turbo engine.
 
So would I, although I guess neither you nor me could afford to maintain that car. Think of insurance, gas, repairs etc.



The Panamera basically is a pimped up Touareg anyway. In case you haven´t noticed, I hate how ****ing VW meddles in the affairs of our local crown jewel company here.

Achtung!
 
I have to agree with Jens on this on. As much of a joke it is for Porsche to make an SUV, Embo would have been better off in a Cayenne than a Panamera. I hope he makes better decisions on game day...

I doubt he'd fit in a boxster.
 
The Panamera basically is a pimped up Touareg anyway. In case you haven´t noticed, I hate how ****ing VW meddles in the affairs of our local crown jewel company here.

Uh I think you meant eh Cayenne - which shares it's platform with both the Touareg and the Q7.
 
That should look good when he starts pulling up in front of the Colorado recruits' homes to say "Hi, I'm Jon Embree."
 
The Panamera is the Porsche I want to get. Consider for a second the needs of someone who is over 6'4" and also has kids to chauffeur around. For that audience, the Panamera is about the best car you can get. Someone 6 feet tall can sit comfortably behind the driver in the back seat. You've got enough trunk space for golf clubs, a stroller, luggage, etc. And it's still a Porsche with a nice turbo engine.

Disagree, this is better:

http://www.rpmgo.com/images/maserati_'Tiniporte_sport.jpg

But really he probably be better off with and Overfinch Rover.

tn_Overfinch_5-L.jpg
 
Disagree, this is better:

http://www.rpmgo.com/images/maserati_'Tiniporte_sport.jpg

But really he probably be better off with and Overfinch Rover.

Yes. Let me just go pick one of those up. Be back in a few!
 
The Panamera is the Porsche I want to get. Consider for a second the needs of someone who is over 6'4" and also has kids to chauffeur around. For that audience, the Panamera is about the best car you can get. Someone 6 feet tall can sit comfortably behind the driver in the back seat. You've got enough trunk space for golf clubs, a stroller, luggage, etc. And it's still a Porsche with a nice turbo engine.

The S63 laughs at your suggestion or how about the M5?
 
The S63 laughs at your suggestion or how about the M5?

Benz and BMW do not have the panache of a Porsche. The M5 is too small anyway, these cars are much closer to the 7 series in size than the 5.
 
The Panamera is hideous. It's sad to see Porsche stoop so low.
 
The Panamera is the Porsche I want to get. Consider for a second the needs of someone who is over 6'4" and also has kids to chauffeur around. For that audience, the Panamera is about the best car you can get. Someone 6 feet tall can sit comfortably behind the driver in the back seat. You've got enough trunk space for golf clubs, a stroller, luggage, etc. And it's still a Porsche with a nice turbo engine.

The Panamera is the best car you can get or the best Porsche you can get? Porsche is, or should be, all about sports cars and SJ has a point when he says it´s a joke they made the Cayenne in first place. Do you want a Porsche which fits your every day needs, which is a bit of an oxymoron, or do you want a car which fits your every day needs? If it´s the latter there are better alternatives around.

Uh I think you meant eh Cayenne - which shares it's platform with both the Touareg and the Q7.

I did. Sorry.

Benz and BMW do not have the panache of a Porsche. The M5 is too small anyway, these cars are much closer to the 7 series in size than the 5.

Sidenote, but I think it´s completely funny how everyone who isn´t from this area refers to them as Mercedes or Benz whereas everyone around here just speaks of Daimler.
 
Sidenote, but I think it´s completely funny how everyone who isn´t from this area refers to them as Mercedes or Benz whereas everyone around here just speaks of Daimler.


How are the cars marketed in Germany? The name Daimler almost never appears in any advertising, marketing or official copy in the US.
 
Sidenote, but I think it´s completely funny how everyone who isn´t from this area refers to them as Mercedes or Benz whereas everyone around here just speaks of Daimler.

I say Merc mainly because of TopGear.
 
Count that as the first negative against Embo. The Panamera is the most useless they´ve ever built. It´s basically neither a sports car, nor a sedan. **** VW for that takeover anyway. Bastards.

Well, I won't hold it against him. Nice enough car. Maybe he got a great deal.

GO BUFFS!!!
 
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