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CSU Haiku

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True, We're gonna win
I've said, I'll say it again
We are gonna win

Boo Hoo CSU
Win or lose, you are still you
Screw'd, ha!, boy are you.

Further from Denver?
What could it possibly be?
Accreditation.

Love the t-shirts worn
Ram chicks, Sluts! Hope for small head
Turkey sammich, yum!
 
Cops, riot gear, mace
bad combination, these make
hate, hate, hate this game
 
RalphMalph said:
True, We're gonna win
I've said, I'll say it again
We are gonna win

Boo Hoo CSU
Win or lose, you are still you
Screw'd, ha!, boy are you.

Further from Denver?
What could it possibly be?
Accreditation.

Love the t-shirts worn
Ram chicks, Sluts! Hope for small head
Turkey sammich, yum!
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That's a haiku? Forget it, he's rolling.
 
There once was a quarterback named wood
To a man no one was sure that he could.

But when the ball was snapped he seemed so unflaped
And scored a touchdown on every pass.

Now the Rams and the Buffs meet only by fate.
And only one team can truly be great.

The black and the gold are just too bold
So, the rams sh*t their pants right out of the gate.

CSU has a coach named McElwain
Who came from the land of collegiate shames

He thought his Ram defense would be good
But all they did was go down in flames.

Many say this game should return to Boulder
Because this is where the Buffs stand Shoulder to Shoulder.

I'm not sure who is right but let's get on with this fight
Because Hotracks Brisket is starting to smolder.
 
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Are we adding limericks?

There once was a Ram from Nantucket
Whose team usually looks like chit in a bucket.
He prays for one win
So he can for one year rub it in,
But tonight he'll be crying "Aw fruck it!"
 
Old A.D. caved, while
Little lamb brothers refuse
To defend the Fort

Joe Flacco banner
At least Donks QB Peyton
Not Bradlee Van Pelt

"Must win" for coaches
To avoid "F**k You!" rant from
Buff4BCS
 
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
 
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