The only "Total douche" is YOU! (per usual, I might add). C'mon, a**hole, its D3 ball, the last bastion of the true student-athlete! No schollies and you play because you love the game. And since the coachs still get paid to win at that level, players have to deal with that.
The coach, the kid and his teammates planned this, as the best way for them to win. After about the 60th shot, that kid's arms had to be getting somewhat tired and yet, he still hit a very decent percentage of his shots.
Stop be-clowning yerself for about 2 minutes and appreciate the effort, as well as the outcome.