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Darrell Scott's unicorn

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I'm sure a lot of people around here are wondering what happened to Darrell Scott's unicorn. Did he take it to South Florida? Did Mike Bohn make dog food out of it?

The truth is I took it back. He was fat and diabetic off of doughnuts and in overall bad shape.

It took me almost 2 years but I molded him back into shape. Woot! We we ready to go! But then I realized that I had the power to make him stronger, faster, and the most baddass mother****ing unicorn this planet has ever seen.

I tested him against some old man in Kansas. Tell me what you think.

[video=youtube;kQOXInU4MCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOXInU4MCI[/video]

We gonna win!
 
The fact that rainbows now fly out of his ass show he's ready to go. I like the nastiness. I say we save him for a guard or an ILB.
 
dply said:
I'm sure a lot of people around here are wondering what happened to Darrell Scott's unicorn. Did he take it to South Florida? Did Mike Bohn make dog food out of it?

The truth is I took it back. He was fat and diabetic off of doughnuts and in overall bad shape.

It took me almost 2 years but I molded him back into shape. Woot! We we ready to go! But then I realized that I had the power to make him stronger, faster, and the most baddass mother****ing unicorn this planet has ever seen.

I tested him against some old man in Kansas. Tell me what you think.

[video=youtube;kQOXInU4MCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOXInU4MCI[/video]

We gonna win!
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where the **** did you find that?!?!?!
 
dply said:
I'm sure a lot of people around here are wondering what happened to Darrell Scott's unicorn. Did he take it to South Florida? Did Mike Bohn make dog food out of it?

The truth is I took it back. He was fat and diabetic off of doughnuts and in overall bad shape.

It took me almost 2 years but I molded him back into shape. Woot! We we ready to go! But then I realized that I had the power to make him stronger, faster, and the most baddass mother****ing unicorn this planet has ever seen.

I tested him against some old man in Kansas. Tell me what you think.

[video=youtube;kQOXInU4MCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQOXInU4MCI[/video]

We gonna win!
Click to expand...


Truth is I've had a bit too much to drink this afternoon, but that was awesome.
 
Now we just have to figure out which 2013 recruiting prospect is man enough to be worthy of such a fine unicorn.
 
Add a "d" subtract a "y"? That doesn't make any sense. Unless you're a farmer. Or a geologist.
 
It love when you talk edirty? That still doesn't make sense. pabuff has been known to harumph suggestively after a sherry. Why are we talking about pabuff?
 
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