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deadspin.com's The 2011 Hater’s Guide To The Top 25

[I can see the ]Rick Reilly puff piece on Luck right now.
"Miami? More like MY-ami! And Ohio State? More like Oh Hi, free tattoos! If you're sick of all the money-grubbing and hip-hopping across college football, there's still one place that has players that won't steal the gold out of your fillings: STANFORD. You want integrity? How about Andrew Luck? The kid forgoes all those NFL millions and groupies because he wants to be an architect. YOU TALK ABOUT DESIGNING A GOOD LIFE FOR YOURSELF. And on weekends, you won't see Luck out partying with any rappers or drinking Cristal. No, to Luck, a nice weekend means a leisurely round of golf at his hometown public course. A MUNI! Is this kid for real?!"
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Holy crap... are we sure that he can't see into the future? That reads exactly like a RR article.
 
Well worth the read.

Personal favorite offensive piece
Michigan State. Imagine what were to happen if Michigan State were to have a miraculous unbeaten season. Think of what that would do for the state. It could boost the entire area's self-esteem. It could bring in important revenue! That could create jobs and, in turn, help bring the entire state back from economic and social ruin. Are you imagining all those things right now? Good, because they'll never ****ing happen because Michigan State blows ... It's never gonna get better,
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"13. Virginia Tech. Did you know the hanging bag on Frank Beamer's face can speak French? IT'S TRUE."


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Harsh.
 
All around a good effort, but ND? ND comments were fan-****ing-tastic!
 
I support his idea for Misery too:

>21. Missouri. I don't see why we don't just let the ENTIRE state of Missouri become flooded and then use the resulting body of water as a kind of "middle coast", so that people from more useful states could take a vacation and enjoy swimming, boating, and water skiing atop the corpse of what used to be one of our more pointless states. EVERYBODY WINS.
 
LSU is my neighboring state so I am forced to deal with those assholes as they are scattered throughout the south. The piece on them was so spot on that I found myself giggling uncontrollably like a school girl, well done!!
 
drmike said:
LSU is my neighboring state so I am forced to deal with those assholes as they are scattered throughout the south. The piece on them was so spot on that I found myself giggling uncontrollably like a school girl, well done!!
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Well I hope someone spit in your face for being an annoying little bitch.
 
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