Does Dan Hawkins know anything about football?

[DrunkPanda]

I'm watching the Illinois/W.Michigan game and he is making my ears bleed. Every statement he makes has absolutely no substance to it. "the nice thing about running the no huddle offense with under 2 minutes to go is you can just run your offense"... On blatant intentional grounding, after his partner points out that the qb was still in the pocket and there were no receivers near "well, the ball was near the line of scrimmage so I think the refs gave him the benefit of the doubt"... And why the hell does he keep saying "they are getting their horns out", they are Illini. Illini do not ****ing have horns!

 

[14er]

I thought he was coaching special teams somewhere?

 

[GoBuffs08]

I thought it was well established that DII knows nothing about football. I vaguely remember a thread on this site, but DII forced me to become a raving alcoholic so I could be wrong.

 

[RalphieSpeaks]

I think all evidence suggests he doesn't

 

[Darian3Hagan]

Is this a trick question?

 

[MtnBuff]

Who did Pam have to screw not to get him for a partner again this year.

Can't figure out how he keeps the job. He doesn't have a unique or interesting personallity, he doesn't add interesting or different insight, he doesn't interact well with his PbyP person. It also isn't like he is well known for his success which happened at Boise a buch of years ago.

 

[4DemBuffs]

I thought he was coaching special teams somewhere?

that is what i though too. i read he was ST coach for the tampa bucks?

 

[MtnBuff]

that is what i though too. i read he was ST coach for the tampa bucks?

If he was they could change their name to the tampa sucks.