Finally a positive national media review of Embree

[Darth Snow]

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COLORADO'S NEW COACH IS AN EXPERT AT THE ELEGANT DISS

Adding new Colorado coach Jon Embree to the list of history's great dissmasters would be premature, but in the most indirect of ways there is nothing meaner to say about your coaching predecessor at a school than this:


"You can't evaluate either one of them and there are some things from how they practiced I think inhibited their ability to show what they could do," Embree said. "Not talking to them but other people around the program, they might have been over-kicked. So they were very leg-weary. It's an unknown."

"Our kickers were over-kicked." God, that's mastery. You could either say "your previous coach had no idea what he was doing," or you could say that and score infinite style points. Oscar Wilde and the Council of Bitchcraft are applauding from their seats in the great beyond, and possibly commenting on your appalling taste in footwear, Jon Embree. (HT: The Good Doctor.)

 

[DBT]

Hopefully, the 136 readers of this "article" will pass it around until it reaches millions.

 

[Burrito]

Can't believe there isn't even one mom joke in that list.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

He got his point across, imo

 

[Buffsoldier]

This part is tits:

Oscar Wilde and the Council of Bitchcraft