Get out and find a new desk! It will give him a great place to prop up his feet as he compiles his top 10 things to do list. I imagine the list will include:
- Find a place to put his lunch box (I am sure there is a spot on the new desk!)
- Order bottled water for the coaches for next Spring's practices
- Also order juice boxes for the players to have in the locker room and after practice
- Send email to the entire roster making sure that they understand how to get their horns out
- Contact all recruits and grayshirts to ensure that they know this ain't intramurals brother, it is the PAC 12 they are signing up for
- Devise the 10 or 11 plays that will be the difference between wins and loses next year
- Send a copy of the book 50 Philosophy Ideas You Really Need to Know to the team and coaches
- Order 12 months of catered lunches for the staff
- Identify the top CO prospects and make sure to ignore them or at least find a way to piss off their coaches
- Hire Joel Klatt to be the Offensive Coordinator and Alfred Williams to the Defensive Coordinator. In fact, search for as many former Buffs as possible for the coaching staff
