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Hate Watching Thanksgiving Week

Buffnik

Buffnik

Real name isn't Nik
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This week is all about what makes CU look good. Well, almost all about that. There's still always room in a Buff fan's heart to wish pain upon certain fanbases just because. And I'm especially thankful this year that my cup runneth over, the cornucopia overfloweth, and there is room in my heart for so much meaningful hate.

So, here's what we've got beyond a giant **** Utah!

1. **** Ohio State! Michigan needs to end their hopes with extreme prejudice. Damn
2. **** Penn State! Michigan State needs to bury their dicks. Damn
3. **** Houston! Memphis can make both Oklahoma and Louisville look much worse. Check
4. **** W Michigan! End the undefeated Cinderella crap. Toledo Rockets set to destroy. Damn
5. **** bailer! Always and forever. Go TTU & thanks for sending Chev to us. Check
6. **** Nebraska! Always and forever. We are all Hawkeyes this week. Check
7. **** Arizona! Bowl eligible ASU gives CU another semi quality win on the resume instead of 2 turds. Damn
8. **** North Carolina! Only thing better than a 3-loss ACC champ would be a 4-loss ACC champ. Check
9. **** VA Tech! Only thing better than a 3-loss ACC champ would be a 4-loss ACC champ. Damn
10. **** Alabama! Sick of those assholes and it's time for them to come back to earth. Damn
11. **** West Virginia! 3rd loss really turns the OU/OSU resumes to ****. Go Clones! Damn
12. **** Notre Dame! Always and forever. USC win boosts the CU resume. Check
13. **** Wisconsin! Minnesota can hang a 3rd loss on these pretenders. Rivalry game boost for CU! Damn
14. **** Cal! UCLA win helps the CU resume and I ****ing hate Dykes anyway. Damn
15. **** Clemson! This is what Cocks are for, right? Right? Damn
16. **** Tennessee! And **** Butch Jones. Vandy can embarrass them in the finale. Check
17. **** Florida! FSU can hang a 3rd loss on them and make the SEC East look even worse. Check
18. **** Rice! Yeah, I said it. **** Rice! Stanford needs to finish 9-3 for the CU resume. Check
19. **** SDSU! Little Bro at 7-5 helps the resume, so it is what it is. But, really... Go Meteor!
20. **** Wazzu! We want a Top 4 Washington in the Conference Championship! Check
 
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Buffnik said:
This week is all about what makes CU look good. Well, almost all about that. There's still always room in a Buff fan's heart to wish pain upon certain fanbases just because. And I'm especially thankful this year that my cup runneth over, the cornucopia overfloweth, and there is room in my heart for so much meaningful hate.

So, here's what we've got beyond a giant **** Utah!

1. **** Ohio State. Michigan needs to end their hopes with extreme prejudice.
2. **** Penn State. Michigan State needs to bury their dicks.
3. **** Houston. Memphis can make both Oklahoma and Louisville look much worse.
4. **** W Michigan. End the undefeated Cinderella crap. Toledo Rockets set to destroy.
5. **** bailer! Always and forever. Go TTU & thanks for sending Chev to us.
6. **** Nebraska! Always and forever. We are all Hawkeyes this week.
7. **** Arizona! Bowl eligible ASU gives CU another semi quality win on the resume instead of 2 turds.
8. **** North Carolina! Only thing better than a 3-loss ACC champ would be a 4-loss ACC champ.
9. **** VA Tech! Only thing better than a 3-loss ACC champ would be a 4-loss ACC champ.
10. **** Alabama! Sick of those assholes and it's time for them to come back to earth.
11. **** West Virginia! 3rd loss really turns the OU/OSU resumes to ****. Go Clones!
12. **** Notre Dame! Always and forever. USC win boosts the CU resume.
13. **** Wisconsin! Minnesota can hang a 3rd loss on these pretenders. Rivalry game boost for CU!
14. **** Cal! UCLA win helps the CU resume and I ****ing hate Dykes anyway.
15. **** Clemson! This is what Cocks are for, right? Right?
16. **** Tennessee! And **** Butch Jones. Vandy can embarrass them in the finale.
17. **** Florida! FSU can hang a 3rd loss on them and make the SEC East look even worse.
18. **** Rice! Yeah, I said it. **** Rice! Stanford needs to finish 9-3 for the CU resume.
19. **** SDSU! Little Bro at 7-5 helps the resume, so it is what it is. But, really... Go Meteor!
20. **** Wazzu! We want a Top 4 Washington in the Conference Championship!
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I've missed this thread...
 
I can smell your hate!
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I know we want USC to make us look good. But I would love nothing more for USC to lose and make sure the ****ing arrogant ****s at ESPN, everywhere else in the AP and the ****ing cock sucker coaches can't vote them in a higher bowl than us. Because if we're 10-3 (lose the championship game) and they're 9-3 you know those ****s will be picked over us. **** you USC, **** your moms, **** your dads, **** your girlfriends (maybe boyfriends too) **** you all.

:)
 
Buffsrock85 said:
I know we want USC to make us look good. But I would love nothing more for USC to lose and make sure the ****ing arrogant ****s at ESPN, everywhere else in the AP and the ****ing cock sucker coaches can't vote them in a higher bowl than us. Because if we're 10-3 (lose the championship game) and they're 9-3 you know those ****s will be picked over us. **** you USC, **** your moms, **** your dads, **** your girlfriends (maybe boyfriends too) **** you all.

:)
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We deserve what we earn. I only care about scenarios where CU takes care of CU and the other dominoes that need to fall. Give zero ****s about what CU could back into after a failure. Rose/Alamo/Holiday... really don't care if it's after a loss. We'll take our medicine and go dominate whoever and wherever the selection committees send the Buffs.
 
Buffnik said:
We deserve what we earn. I only care about scenarios where CU takes care of CU and the other dominoes that need to fall. Give zero ****s about what CU could back into after a failure. Rose/Alamo/Holiday... really don't care if it's after a loss. We'll take our medicine and go dominate whoever and wherever the selection committees send the Buffs.
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It's not that I want CU to back into anything. It's that I want USC to lose so that they have no choice to put colorado higher. We've seen what they did in 2001, I don't trust these ass clowns. People are talking about how OSU won't win the big 10 and make the playoff. But CU could win the south and get knocked down by USC?

Whatever. Just win. I just know if some bull**** happens with USC I'm going to want to kill someone. They don't deserve it.
 
Buffsrock85 said:
It's not that I want CU to back into anything. It's that I want USC to lose so that they have no choice to put colorado higher. We've seen what they did in 2001, I don't trust these ass clowns. People are talking about how OSU won't win the big 10 and make the playoff. But CU could win the south and get knocked down by USC?

Whatever. Just win. I just know if some bull**** happens with USC I'm going to want to kill someone. They don't deserve it.
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Our resume looks a whole lot better if the 2 losses are close games on the road to Top 10 teams when our backup QB was playing.
 
I'm with you except #10 and #12.

I have no faith in the CFP not to skyrocket Auburn back up the rankings if the beat Alabama because of the "SEC factor".

And I want USC to lose as a hedge against a CU loss in the CCG allowing them to jump us for the Rose Bowl.
 
SINKRATZ said:
I'm with you except #10 and #12.

I have no faith in the CFP not to skyrocket Auburn back up the rankings if the beat Alabama because of the "SEC factor".

And I want USC to lose as a hedge against a CU loss in the CCG allowing them to jump us for the Rose Bowl.
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That's my point. It's not that I don't trust CU, it's that I don't trust anyone else. In no way should losing a championship game against a top 6? team let you get vaulted by someone lower than you. But I can't stop thinking that's what will happen.
 
SINKRATZ said:
I'm with you except #10 and #12.

I have no faith in the CFP not to skyrocket Auburn back up the rankings if the beat Alabama because of the "SEC factor".

And I want USC to lose as a hedge against a CU loss in the CCG allowing them to jump us for the Rose Bowl.
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So you are paranoid enough to think that the CFP would select a 3-loss Auburn that didn't make the SEC Championship game? No way in hell.

Regarding USC, I'm not basing anything on concerns of what could happen if CU lost and needed to back into something. Expect to win.
 
Buffnik said:
So you are paranoid enough to think that the CFP would select a 3-loss Auburn that didn't make the SEC Championship game? No way in hell.

Regarding USC, I'm not basing anything on concerns of what could happen if CU lost and needed to back into something. Expect to win.
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Yes, I'm paranoid :D, but mostly I figure an Alabama win doesn't mean anything for us.

And I know I should be wholly focused on a national title, but part of me is hoping for a Rose Bowl berth over a date with Alabama in the Peach Bowl.
 
SINKRATZ said:
Yes, I'm paranoid :D, but mostly I figure an Alabama win doesn't mean anything for us.

And I know I should be wholly focused on a national title, but part of me is hoping for a Rose Bowl berth over a date with Alabama in the Peach Bowl.
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Lindsay said he doesn't care and bring on Alabama if that's what it takes. They're backing down from no one. You know, we rolled our eyes a bit in August when he was talking Pac-12 champions. I've decided to listen to him.
 
USC is not losing to Notre Dame. Let go of that pipe dream, folks. We're winning out anyway, so it doesn't matter. Also, just read that Rice has the worst defense in college football, giving up 7.3 yards per play. Yikes. McCaffrey may run for a million against them.
 
This is a great post, Mr. Buffnik. I shall Hate Watch accordingly. Agree that it is based upon the Buffs winning out.
 
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