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I found Dan Hawkins
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my bad meant to place this in the pub
the joke wont be any better there either.....
it wasn't political... i was watching the daily show and was jesus that dude looks like dan hawkins
BehindEnemyLines
beware the habu
You pulled danny out of your pants?
i know it was not political. i was booing because it was a bad joke. not where you posted it or anything like that. now that i have given this too much attention already i shall shuffle off now.... :lol:
This is funny BCS, dont let the haters beat you up on this one.
do you really know how to spell that dudes name without having to look it up? :lol:
somebody
Well-Known Member
Are you kidding, he loves it - more excuses to increase the post count.
That's my job.
DeNiro
My Dixie Wrecked
:rofl2: Teared up a little with that one.
Mick Ronson
Well-Known Member
this is what had it has come to?
there are so many more interesting ways to tell the "Hawk story".
hey, have you guys ever heard of Van Morrison? that's some soulful ****e.
there are so many more interesting ways to tell the "Hawk story".
hey, have you guys ever heard of Van Morrison? that's some soulful ****e.
BuffNut99
Club Member
TO: Boulder campus faculty, staff, students, administrators
FROM: Public Safety, and Facilities Management
SENDER: Joe Roy, Chief of Police
DATE: March 26, 2011
SUBJECT: EXPECT SLIGHT DELAYS ON REGENT DRIVE DUE TO INSTALLATION OF SIGNAL AT ENGINEERING CROSSWALK
The University of Colorado Boulder is installing a high-intensity activated crosswalk - or "HAWK" system - at the crosswalk that connects the Engineering Center with Regent Autopark. The work began on Monday, March 21 and is projected to end Tuesday, April 6.
The majority of intensive road work was completed over Spring Break; however, partial lane closures are still necessary, and may cause some delays on Regent Drive. Please use alternative routes if possible.
To learn more about the project visit
http://colorado.edu/facilitiesmanagement/construction. Go to the City of Fort Collins webpage at http://www.fcgov.com/traffic/ped-cross.php to learn more about how "pedestrian crossing hybrid beacon" signal systems like the HAWK work.
FROM: Public Safety, and Facilities Management
SENDER: Joe Roy, Chief of Police
DATE: March 26, 2011
SUBJECT: EXPECT SLIGHT DELAYS ON REGENT DRIVE DUE TO INSTALLATION OF SIGNAL AT ENGINEERING CROSSWALK
The University of Colorado Boulder is installing a high-intensity activated crosswalk - or "HAWK" system - at the crosswalk that connects the Engineering Center with Regent Autopark. The work began on Monday, March 21 and is projected to end Tuesday, April 6.
The majority of intensive road work was completed over Spring Break; however, partial lane closures are still necessary, and may cause some delays on Regent Drive. Please use alternative routes if possible.
To learn more about the project visit
http://colorado.edu/facilitiesmanagement/construction. Go to the City of Fort Collins webpage at http://www.fcgov.com/traffic/ped-cross.php to learn more about how "pedestrian crossing hybrid beacon" signal systems like the HAWK work.
Kill it!!
Well, in five years we will be able to talk about how CU used to have a good engineering school, and that people shouldn't judge older grads based on the recent results.
Nuke. It. From. Orbit.
Junction
Club Member
This is fine, as long as the HAWK only moves away from campus.
It's the only way to be safe.
Hey this looks like a good place for the Hawk to go
http://azstarnet.com/sports/footbal...cle_3dbb1d91-04f4-518b-9762-1c5bb98364ca.html
Anae is "a little bit more of a Zen guy," Stoops said.
http://azstarnet.com/sports/footbal...cle_3dbb1d91-04f4-518b-9762-1c5bb98364ca.html
Anae is "a little bit more of a Zen guy," Stoops said.
BuffNut99
Club Member
Update:
TO: Boulder campus faculty, staff, students, administrators
FROM: Facilities Management and Parking and Transportation Services
SENDER: Joe Roy, Chief of Police
DATE: April 13, 2011
SUBJECT: Use of the "High-Intensity Activated Crosswalk" on Regent Drive
The City of Boulder will soon begin operation of the "high-intensity activated Crosswalk" - or HAWK system - installed at the crosswalk that connects the Engineering Center with Regent Autopark.
A summary of how the signal operates is provided below.
1. When not activated, the signal is dark. Vehicle travel is permitted.
Pedestrians are asked stop and push the button to cross.
2. When a pedestrian pushes the walk button, the signal activates and begins flashing yellow to indicate to drivers someone will be using the crosswalk.
3. The signal then goes to a solid yellow like a typical traffic signal, advising drivers to prepare to stop.
4. The signal then turns solid red, requiring drivers to stop at the crosswalk.
Pedestrians may cross safely at this time.
5. After a period of time (approximately 90 seconds), the signal goes to alternating flashing red. Drivers must come to a complete stop, and once the pedestrian has crossed safely, may proceed through the intersection.
The HAWK signal will work in conjunction with the traffic signal at Colorado and Regent to ensure vehicular traffic interruptions are minimized.
Furthermore, the HAWK signal will work in cycles allowing vehicular traffic adequate time to move through the crosswalk. CU-Boulder and the City will be monitoring the signal's effectiveness over the next year. If it doesn't prove to alleviate the congestion, an evaluation of options will take place.
For a period of time after the signal is activated, CU-Boulder will station crossing guards and/or officers at the walk to help educate drivers, pedestrians and cyclists about how the signal works. Once adequate education and awareness of the signal has been performed, enforcement of municipal traffic and pedestrian laws associated with its use will commence. Failure to obey these laws may result in pedestrian fines up to $50 and traffic fines up to $300.
For further information on HAWK signals, please visit the Parking and Transportation website, http://www.colorado.edu/parking/commuting/safety/index.html. This website contains a link to a video demonstration of a HAWK signal that is already operational within the City of Fort Collins, CO.
To learn more about the project, please visit, http://www.colorado.edu/facilitiesmanagement/construction. For questions or concerns, please contact Megan Rose of the Facilities Management Department at 303-492-8687.
TO: Boulder campus faculty, staff, students, administrators
FROM: Facilities Management and Parking and Transportation Services
SENDER: Joe Roy, Chief of Police
DATE: April 13, 2011
SUBJECT: Use of the "High-Intensity Activated Crosswalk" on Regent Drive
The City of Boulder will soon begin operation of the "high-intensity activated Crosswalk" - or HAWK system - installed at the crosswalk that connects the Engineering Center with Regent Autopark.
A summary of how the signal operates is provided below.
1. When not activated, the signal is dark. Vehicle travel is permitted.
Pedestrians are asked stop and push the button to cross.
2. When a pedestrian pushes the walk button, the signal activates and begins flashing yellow to indicate to drivers someone will be using the crosswalk.
3. The signal then goes to a solid yellow like a typical traffic signal, advising drivers to prepare to stop.
4. The signal then turns solid red, requiring drivers to stop at the crosswalk.
Pedestrians may cross safely at this time.
5. After a period of time (approximately 90 seconds), the signal goes to alternating flashing red. Drivers must come to a complete stop, and once the pedestrian has crossed safely, may proceed through the intersection.
The HAWK signal will work in conjunction with the traffic signal at Colorado and Regent to ensure vehicular traffic interruptions are minimized.
Furthermore, the HAWK signal will work in cycles allowing vehicular traffic adequate time to move through the crosswalk. CU-Boulder and the City will be monitoring the signal's effectiveness over the next year. If it doesn't prove to alleviate the congestion, an evaluation of options will take place.
For a period of time after the signal is activated, CU-Boulder will station crossing guards and/or officers at the walk to help educate drivers, pedestrians and cyclists about how the signal works. Once adequate education and awareness of the signal has been performed, enforcement of municipal traffic and pedestrian laws associated with its use will commence. Failure to obey these laws may result in pedestrian fines up to $50 and traffic fines up to $300.
For further information on HAWK signals, please visit the Parking and Transportation website, http://www.colorado.edu/parking/commuting/safety/index.html. This website contains a link to a video demonstration of a HAWK signal that is already operational within the City of Fort Collins, CO.
To learn more about the project, please visit, http://www.colorado.edu/facilitiesmanagement/construction. For questions or concerns, please contact Megan Rose of the Facilities Management Department at 303-492-8687.
BuffNut99
Club Member
fifAB
Mick Ronson
Well-Known Member
a little surprised Mike Stoops knows the word "Zen".
Holy ****ing ****: http://cgi.ebay.com/COLORADO-BUFFAL...50835?pt=US_NCAA_Fan_Shop&hash=item230c9fbe13
Almost worth purchasing for the unintentional comedy
Almost worth purchasing for the unintentional comedy
I love that he is out spreading his talents to our new foes.
http://cliffkirkpatrick.mvourtown.com/2011/04/20/spring-practice-day-11-3/
http://cliffkirkpatrick.mvourtown.com/2011/04/20/spring-practice-day-11-3/
BuffNut99
Club Member
Too bad we don't play them this season. The have been touched by a Hawk. Would have been an instant win, fact.