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I really hate my mother in law...

Hank

Hank

Bragging about his ineffectiveness
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Is it me, my mother-in-law, Wally? I think it's Wally. Low life prick.
 
Here's how you can tell: if you can see the hands and the face, it's Wally. If you can only see the hands, it's you're mother in law.

Wally, that's right, right?
 
wallly is a vag. gotta sneak off to bed. no one hates me right now. I think they are too drunk to hate. sweet dreams.
 
What the **** just happened here?

Seriously, what just happened?
 
The holidays with Hank's in-laws are becoming epic.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
Here's how you can tell: if you can see the hands and the face, it's Wally. If you can only see the hands, it's you're mother in law.

Wally, that's right, right?
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I don't think that test applies in this case, Burrito.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
Well someone on the board is.
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You know how on Maury Povitch they do those paternity tests, and when some dude turns out not to be the father he jumps around and celebrates? I'm only now beginning to understand why that happens.
 
You watch Maury Povitch? You know that makes it more likely of paternity, not less?

What, exactly, did you do to Hank?
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
You watch Maury Povitch? You know that makes it more likely of paternity, not less?

What, exactly, did you do to Hank?
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Not sure where that came from. I'm eagerly awaiting Hank's explanation.

Regarding paternity: I'm almost convinced he's mine, at this point.
 
I was having a hell of a time trying to type Burrito Palazzo last night.

Apparently, I also ordered something called shrimp cake from a Vietnamese restaurant for take out, only to declare that it was disgusting. I pushed it aside, retrieved a half gallon of moose tracks ice cream from the freezer and ate the entire container at the table in silence. I was on top of my game.
 
Hank said:
I was having a hell of a time trying to type Burrito Palazzo last night.

Apparently, I also ordered something called shrimp cake from a Vietnamese restaurant for take out, only to declare that it was disgusting. I pushed it aside, retrieved a half gallon of moose tracks ice cream from the freezer and ate the entire container at the table in silence. I was on top of my game.
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Have you considered reality TV? I'd watch.
 
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