Menu
What's new
By:
Filters
AllBuffs | Unofficial fan site for the University of Colorado at Boulder Athletics programs

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

  • Prime Time. Prime Time. Its a new era for Colorado football. Consider signing up for a club membership! For $20/year, you can get access to all the special features at Allbuffs, including club member only forums, dark mode, avatars and best of all no ads ! But seriously, please sign up so that we can pay the bills. No one earns money here, and we can use your $20 to keep this hellhole running. You can sign up for a club membership by navigating to your account in the upper right and clicking on "Account Upgrades". Make it happen!

If God has a sense of humor this will happen

Oh please let D2 go to SEC country. Please let it happen. Maybe it would remove the curse that appears to be on our program.
 
with the way our karma has gone lately, he'll go there and win ten ****ing games his first year and get them into a bcs bowl.

but, thankfully, he sucks about as bad as any coach ever in the history of organized sports, going back to ancient greece. so, i think it is safe to say that he won't even be interviewed for the job. if he ever wants to get a chance again, he'll need to go be a coordinator and have success or go small-school and have success. the stain he left in boulder covers his own sorry arse as well.
 
Paging BUFFNUT99...

need an arky parody ASAP.

Well...it's about cleaning up the pen. It's one of those deals where you gotta curl your tail and keep your snout up.
 
Arkansas:
Former Colorado head coach Dan Hawkins has expressed interest in the Arkansas Central Community College job. He has expressed interest in other jobs as well but he may be qualified for this one.​
Click to expand...

fify
 
Skidmark said:
Paging BUFFNUT99...

need an arky parody ASAP.

Well...it's about cleaning up the pen. It's one of those deals where you gotta curl your tail and keep your snout up.
Click to expand...

Just gotta dig your hoof in the ground...
 
yeah SEC fan will love the sunshine pumping and comments like "it's not about wining football games, it's about making solid citizens".
 
I'm pulling for Hawkins to get this gig. The SEC will never be the same. And the Hogs, what more can I say?
 
I don't want him to get any other jobs just in case he gets some awesome coordinator like Peterson and actually has success.
 
The mouth that wouldn't die.jpgEven stupid, red neck, hillbilliy, inbred, morons that have intercourse with sows know better than to hire a twit like Hawkins. His next job will be cleaning the showers at penn State after Sandusky has prison sexed a nine year old.
 
Last edited:
The fact that he would even let his interest out in the public shows his complete lack of understanding of how badly he failed at CU. It isn't like it was a mixed bag that could have gone either way "Gee, if I'd only had 2 more years, I would have shown we had that thing turned around". No, it was a total failure that got worse to the point of being torturous.
 
HaHa

Dan Hawkins is by far the worst suggestion that I have heard yet! I would rather have Jessica Dorrell as the head coach. She has less experience than Hawkins, but I bet she can recruit a lot better!
Click to expand...
 
D II is an egomaniac. IMO he truly believes he did a great job and other factors kept him from being the overwhelming success he believes himself to be. Self delusion is perhaps one of life's cruelest conditions.....
 
I don't think Arkansas could handle the annual beatdowns from Mizzou. This would be hilarious.
 
Buffnik said:
I don't think Arkansas could handle the annual beatdowns from Mizzou. This would be hilarious.
Click to expand...


Wait, you don't get it. The way to coach isn't to figure out what isn't working and try something different, it's to keep trying the same thing over and over and over again until it works. Every successful head coach knows this. You must have never taken any chances in your life.
 
hawk_time.jpg
scotth92 said:
The fact that he would even let his interest out in the public shows his complete lack of understanding of how badly he failed at CU. It isn't like it was a mixed bag that could have gone either way "Gee, if I'd only had 2 more years, I would have shown we had that thing turned around". No, it was a total failure that got worse to the point of being torturous.
Click to expand...
Great post - the dude is completely delusional and out of it. The only place he could coach would be an intramural league, and his team would suck.
 
scotth92 said:
The fact that he would even let his interest out in the public shows his complete lack of understanding of how badly he failed at CU. It isn't like it was a mixed bag that could have gone either way "Gee, if I'd only had 2 more years, I would have shown we had that thing turned around". No, it was a total failure that got worse to the point of being torturous.
Click to expand...

We were only about 10 plays away from winning a championship every year.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top