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****ing Pee Your Pants Funny!!!!!!

Good Billy Madison reference. That is good writing. The best part is that people ****ing get pissed at him. Talk about taking **** too serious, dam. You have to be able to laugh at your own team, take it with a grain of salt, ****.
 
"The Colorado WRs are as irrelevant as Notre Dame football."

No offense to our wide receivers, but this line was funny as hell.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Kameltosis said:
If peeing your pants is cool...consider me Miles Davis :smile2:
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That's the grossest thing I've ever heard....EVERYONE ON THE BUS!






That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of aaase. I know from experience
No you don't.
Well, this guy I know...him and her GOT.IT.ON!
No they didn't.
...well, you could imagine what it'd be like right?
IS EVERYBODY ON THE BUS? GOOD! GREAT GRAND! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!!!
 
I loved this quote out of his KSU writeup:

funny **** said:
So, how to write interestingly about a team located in the Big 12’s least desirable locale, that plays second fiddle to KU, is largely bereft of public interest, and with dubious accreditation as a four year college
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And this one:

more funny **** said:
Kansas State Football is the McMansion of the Big 12, built by garish credit card millionaires and personal injury settlement recipients who moved into an established beautiful neighborhood, tore down a quaint tasteful Tudor cottage, chainsawed the oak trees, and put up a combination stucco antebellum Jacobethan art deco monstrosity with a tasteless water amusement - a leaping angel made from faux marble pissing into a brackish moss-covered bog with a dead floating swan carcass - and covered the bright green grass with gravel xeriscaping. The roof is mauve, the walls are lime, and they keep playing Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend at top decibel level. Inside it’s completely unfurnished, save for a bean bag and a Playstation. Bill Snyder took out a zero down, all interest, ten year ARM on Kansas State football and guess what? - the creditors are here and no one wants to buy.
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Holy ****, there is some good stuff there. From the aTm writeup:

Dennis Franchione is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, coaching at a school that is a Rubik’s cube wrapped in overalls
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Lucy has pulled the football from their Charlie Brown many times, but there is no fanbase in the country more willing to embrace the notion that this time it will be different. God love them, that’s why they’re Aggies and why they’ll always get more of a chuckle from me than a snarl. They’re just Aggies. Being Aggies. Whoop.

I heart them.
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