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The Walrus said:
You have a nasty habit of telling embellished stories that favor your side when I'm not there to defend myself. You do it so frequently you could legitimately list it as a "hobby" on your resume.
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[video=youtube;aK8vVk4_n2Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8vVk4_n2Q[/video]
 
You guys are jerks. And all the time, that's when.

Just once I would have liked to go out with a girl who wasn't convinced I was encased in black leather underwear.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
I totally hooked you up with the three ball thing.
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that's bull****! I told you in complete confidence that I had three testicles, and you swore you wouldn't tell anyone. Within four minutes strangers were inquiring about my polyorchid condition. That I only have two balls is completely irrelevant, by the way. You promised to keep a secret.
 
The Walrus said:
that's bull****! I told you in complete confidence that I had three testicles, and you swore you wouldn't tell anyone. Within four minutes strangers were inquiring about my polyorchid condition. That I only have two balls is completely irrelevant, by the way. You promised to keep a secret.
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and you suck at seeing Dazed and confused quotes. I set you up totally man, totally.
 
SnowBuff said:
and you suck at seeing Dazed and confused quotes. I set you up totally man, totally.
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Christ, do I have to rep you, even though I missed it? That quote was killing me too, I knew it but couldn't place it.
 
The Walrus said:
Christ, do I have to rep you, even though I missed it? That quote was killing me too, I knew it but couldn't place it.
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I will finish it for you. "Ya, he's kind of a joke." First line was by Mitch (the kid who gets his ass kicked)
 
The Walrus said:
that's bull****! I told you in complete confidence that I had three testicles, and you swore you wouldn't tell anyone. Within four minutes strangers were inquiring about my polyorchid condition. That I only have two balls is completely irrelevant, by the way. You promised to keep a secret.
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Yeah, but I didn't embellish at all, did I?
 
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