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It's meltdown time Texas style

Bama Charlie

Well-Known Member
SIAP This site shows message board meltdowns taken during games. This one features a one of your favorite fanbases-Texas

Face it, college football is better when Texas is losing. Well, perhaps not better, but definitely more entertaining. Nothing on Broadway in decades has been anywhere near as funny as a Texas message board after the Longhorns go down, and that was again the case this past weekend with Oklahoma State having their way in Austin.

When I retire I want to be a TExas O-line man so I can sit on my fat ass all day
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Oline was so bad my dog fell off the couch.
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if allen sees another down...i'll ****ing kill a kitten....
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My guess is Searels shows up drunk to be able to make it through watching game tapes of this ****.
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Prepare your anus.
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Well that makes my decision easy: Whiskey
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I wish you'd shut your ****ing ****-holster.
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this is why i take drugs.
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we gotta stop em now or i throw laptop against wall
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Harsin using Ash like hes ****ing Peyton Manning as a true freshman.
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The 3rd graders playing in the flag football game i watched earlier were more disciplined. Actually, the play calling was slightly better too...
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****. Any suggestions for how to make another ****ing 5-7 Squints v2 season more tolerable?
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I hope gundy goes into Mack's office after the game and starts breakdancing
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This one is gonna burn, like the burn I had after that girl who said she was a virgin
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Jackson Shipley needs to raid his bro's steroid stash.
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Goddamn ****ing run a normal offense! RUN THE GODDAMN BALL! GIVE SHIPLEY THE BALL!
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texas football: It's fran-tastic!
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Suck my balls. You are buying into the idiocy that guarantees a 5-7 season. Enjoy it ****er.
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Apparently there was some dude sucking his **** the entire game that kept them from changing QBs.
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**** that **** sucking yankee ******. i want ron franklin back. hearing a yankee call texas games is blasphemy.
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and people wonder why we always lose recruiting battles with LSU.
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Piss on you, whore. You will personally get zero dollars from my ass. As I said, I'll be happy to donate $150 to Anal Cancer Awareness (if that's your choice) in your name.
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Fordham's "seven blocks of granite?" We've got two blocks of sandstone, two blocks of tofu and three blocks of (fruity) jello. I'll leave it to Shaggy to determine which are what.
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Moral victory. yeah!!!!11!!!
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Who doesn't take a 4 year vacation from recruiting sometimes?
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My computer needs a breathalyzer
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DKR has turned into a ****ing bovine slaughterhouse. Omaha Steaks probably owns title to the goddamn building now.
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Clapping don't count for points you man titted mother****er
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Darrius **** punched this whole ****ing program in Pasadena
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More five star recruits will fix eveything. Allies not approaching France. Soviet Union surrendering any day now.
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Stop it with this #6 team in the country bull****. Okie State has never ranked that high in anything except ****ing their sisters, it's a meaningfuless ****ing number
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There is no progress there is only temporarily less ****tiness
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**** Gideon I hope it's a goddamn career ender and I'm sad it didn't happen when he was a high school freshman
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We must recruit paralysis recovery centers looking for offensive linemen
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I ain't seen a porno to yet with someone who could suck a dick like our linemen
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I swear to God I'd send every ****ing olineman to Guantanamo if I were Mack.
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You puke your guts out. You know your going to **** them out next. But you feel good for now. That feeling is this football team
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I got so drunk last night I pissed all over myself and ruined our new couch. Still better than watching this team play
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Solyndra was money well spent compared to Mack's salary
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That money I spent getting crabs from that ******* hooker was well spent compared to Mack
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Go figure: That Boise **** don't work when you're not with the Scientology ****er and playing San Jose State



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We are so bad I can't even take pleasure in Texas fans' misery. What has the world come to?
 
The genitalia + orifice formula of Texas message board writing remains alive and well...even when their team is sucking donkey balls.
 
Muschamp should have stuck around. He will be fired by Florida in a couple of years.
 
"Fordham's "seven blocks of granite?" We've got two blocks of sandstone, two blocks of tofu and three blocks of (fruity) jello. I'll leave it to Shaggy to determine which are what."


this one made me lol
 
I hope gundy goes into Mack's office after the game and starts breakdancing
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Piss on you, whore. You will personally get zero dollars from my ass. As I said, I'll be happy to donate $150 to Anal Cancer Awareness (if that's your choice) in your name.
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There is no progress there is only temporarily less ****tiness
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Pure ****ing gold!
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Where is that Texas douchebag that hangs out here sometimes?

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Texas is 9-9 since Bama took their manhood.
 
Here are some comments from the ESPN announcers during the Texas / OSU game. (I'm paraphrasing)

"Texas is in this game but this stadium is just dead" (another announcer) "ya i've called several games here and it's never a very good atmosphere."

"The Texas fans boo the officials louder then they cheer for their own team"

"That's 5 straight correct calls by the officials and the Texas fans have booed eveyone of them."
 
JRK said:
Here are some comments from the ESPN announcers during the Texas / OSU game. (I'm paraphrasing)

"Texas is in this game but this stadium is just dead" (another announcer) "ya i've called several games here and it's never a very good atmosphere."

"The Texas fans boo the officials louder then they cheer for their own team"

"That's 5 straight correct calls by the officials and the Texas fans have booed eveyone of them."
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I actually heard these two.
 
"We must recruit paralysis recovery centers looking for offensive linemen"

"I ain't seen a porno to yet with someone who could suck a dick like our linemen"

And I thought our Oline was bad.
 
Schadenfreude is a Cal FB fan's best friend. During the disaster of last year, visiting Shaggy and seeing the epic meltdowns was probably the only thing that kept me going...
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
You'd think, but he actually lived with a midget, who out performed him on every level, except maybe academically.
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For the record, I quit playing that little bastard in raquetball when I was still up one game in our series to a hundred, but he'd won the last seven or so and it wasn't looking good. I also beat him in our series (first one to one-hundred, must win by two) of two-man Uno by a score of 101 to 99.

But the son-of-a-bitch kicked my ass in tuna-can football.
 
The Walrus said:
For the record, I quit playing that little bastard in raquetball when I was still up one game in our series to a hundred, but he'd won the last seven or so and it wasn't looking good. I also beat him in our series (first one to one-hundred, must win by two) of two-man Uno by a score of 101 to 99.

But the son-of-a-bitch kicked my ass in tuna-can football.
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See how defensive he is about the midget kicking his ass at everything?
 
The Walrus said:
For the record, I quit playing that little bastard in raquetball when I was still up one game in our series to a hundred, but he'd won the last seven or so and it wasn't looking good. I also beat him in our series (first one to one-hundred, must win by two) of two-man Uno by a score of 101 to 99.

But the son-of-a-bitch kicked my ass in tuna-can football.
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What is tuna-can football? Is it dirty?
 
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