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Jonathan Hawknis- late tackle in endzone

dukforlife

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If Hawkins is playing on Oct. 27th, 2012............he may want to keep his head on a swivel at Autzen. Cheap shot/tackle from behind against Barner 4 yards deep in the endzone last year might get him some "extra" attention!!
 
He graduated.

And, Duckie, listen to this because it's important...

Know the difference between a dirty player and a dumb play. JH was a good guy who might have had 1 penalty on him the entire time he was here.

Don't try to force it. I'm sure you'll have a reason to hate us at some point, but it would be beyond stupid to get yourself worked up over JH.
 
Threats from a Duck? What "attention" will he get? A sucker punch from LaGarette Blount?
 
I had thought we left this kind of ignorant troll behind when we left the Big XII. I suppose that somebody in Oregon hired a KjSU grad or kNU fan to clean their pool or make fries and they reproduced. Midwest troll culture from the Pacific Northwest.

Or it could be one of our trolls from another school calling himself a duck and trying to stir up trouble. Does this idot have Gasm's ISP or maybe an ISP from one of those confused fans in BYU country?
 
Guys, go easy on him.

If he really is a duck for life, it means that he can't be any older than 12.
 
He could be a world war 2 soldiers giving important advice about keeping your head down when in trench warfare..
 
HouBuff said:
Maybe he's mad at Jonathan Huckins?
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I have never seen a Jonathan Hawknis (see his thread title) on a CU roster much less getting any playing time. Maybe he's confused with the kid who stole his girlfriend at the jr. high football game. (Not that we have ever seen a troll around here who was mad about somebody else taking his girl. :lol:)
 
We need to recruit more trolls like this to the site in the offseason. Can you imagine how boring the last two months would have been without OMFGasm?
 
the duck of death!

i'm askerd.

hey ducky,

did you know that phil knight has a secret one way mirror in his house and he loves to secretly watch duck football players mating while they are getting baked on his fine imported weed?

oh, and he killed 5 hookers and buried them on your 50 yard line. the ad hid the gun for him. allegedly.
 
ZKobalt said:
That's nice, but he graduated.

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VKBERLlN said:
Dumb Duck
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Can't blame this on the Duck. Graduation just isn't a concept they're familiar with at Nike U...

And Daffy, you've got the wrong Hawkins. The guy you're looking for is named DAN Hawkins. And yes, it was a cheap shot. You won't get a chance to get even on the field, but if a few of you wanted to go mess him up anyway, well, I can't say that I'd blame you....
 
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