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JRK attempts to hault BCS's Jinx: It's Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

JRK7

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We all know the reason, and the only reason, CU football has been so bad the past couple of years is because of BCS's weekly "Game day threads" which put a sinister hex on the Buffs from the moment that they are posted. Some think that the hiring of Dan Hawkins represents the beginning of the decline of CU football; in actuality it began the day that BCS joined AllBuffs. Had he never registered and had he never decided to Sandusky us with his barrage of game day threads I truly believe that CU would have additional hardware in their National Title trophy case. The Buffs, even armed with elite athletes in peak physical condition such as Nate Solder, Jimmy Smith, and Paul Richardson have been utterly powerless against BCS's jinx.....until now. A hero, known to some simply as "JRK" is here to save the day (yes he's a poet too). Philosopher Edmund Burke once wrote that, "The only thing needed for evil to triumph is for good men do nothing." (*Cough* JoePa *Cough*) I have taken this message to heart. I cannot sit around knowing that these atrocities are talking place, I must act. As an infinitely lucky, serendipitous, and virtuous person and a beacon of all things good in this world I feel that it's my duty to save Buff-nation by creating a dueling game day thread to try and thwart off the evil that BCS put upon us at approximately 12:00 am this morning. I ask that you not write out the fight song in this thread for BCS has turned that into a pagan and cursed activity; instead I ask you to simply visualize, visualize good overcoming evil, JRK over BCS, the Buffs over the Cats. Together we can defeat this curse. Shoulder too Shoulder.

Disclaimer: If CU wins today it will be solely because of this thread and I will take infinite credit for the victory and expect to be Rep-fu*ked like crazy, like a Rep-fu*king gangbang. If we lose, it's not my fault, at all. BCS's Jinx was just too much to overcome, even for someone as powerful and righteous as myself.
 
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30Something said:
I expect a JRK game day post every week.
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Yep. JRK is now committed for eternity. BCS must, forever more, post at 12:00 am and JRK, forever more, at 3:19 am. That is the formula. Forever more.

The Raven
 
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JRK7 said:
Disclaimer: If CU wins today it will be solely because of this thread and I will take infinite credit for the victory and expect to be Rep-fu*ked like crazy, like a Rep-fu*king gangbang.
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The rep-fu*king gangbang has been pretty lousy so far. I was expecting to feel like Jody Foster in The Accused but instead I feel like some nerdy akward teenage girl whose never been touched before. Just know that not sending rep or sending neg rep will kill all of the positive karma created by this thread.
 
JRK7 said:
The rep-fu*king gangbang has been pretty lousy so far. I was expecting to feel like Jody Foster in The Accused but instead I feel like some nerdy akward teenage girl whose never been touched before. Just know that not sending rep or sending neg rep will kill all of the positive karma created by this thread.
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It was a good post and I'm glad we won, but if you want to get repped, you need to be liked.

-- I'm a Guy On A Buffalo --
 
JRK7 said:
The rep-fu*king gangbang has been pretty lousy so far. I was expecting to feel like Jody Foster in The Accused but instead I feel like some nerdy akward teenage girl whose never been touched before. Just know that not sending rep or sending neg rep will kill all of the positive karma created by this thread.
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I can't rep you, or I would have. Now I'm glad I couldn't though.
 
Rugged said:
It was a good post and I'm glad we won, but if you want to get repped, you need to be liked.
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It's not about me, I actually prefer red, it's about the Buffs. I can already feel BCS's sinister forces eating away at the good karma created by this thread. Rep will give the thread the strength needed to thwart off this evil.
 
JRK7 said:
It's not about me, I actually prefer red, it's about the Buffs. I can already feel BCS's sinister forces eating away at the good karma created by this thread. Rep will give the thread the strength needed to thwart off this evil.
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hmmm....
 
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