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Life in Huskerland

Mb2658

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So today one of my coworkers came up to me and was visibly annoyed. I asked what his problem was and he proceeded to tell me that he had seen a vehicle with a Buffs sticker on one corner of the bumper and a sticker depicting Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs pissing on an N on the other corner. I laughed, told him how awesome I thought that it was. He responded that he would never do that because it is disrespectful. He then went on a tirade about how disrespectful and rude Buffs fans are. I laughed again and explained to him that when you are a blindly devoted Husker fan, you cannot fathom how someone might not like the Huskers and would actually root for some other team. I likened Nebraska to a cult and offered to get him some help to escape from said cult.
 
Mb2658 said:
So today one of my coworkers came up to me and was visibly annoyed. I asked what his problem was and he proceeded to tell me that he had seen a vehicle with a Buffs sticker on one corner of the bumper and a sticker depicting Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs pissing on an N on the other corner. I laughed, told him how awesome I thought that it was. He responded that he would never do that because it is disrespectful. He then went on a tirade about how disrespectful and rude Buffs fans are. I laughed again and explained to him that when you are a blindly devoted Husker fan, you cannot fathom how someone might not like the Huskers and would actually root for some other team. I likened Nebraska to a cult and offered to get him some help to escape from said cult.
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Did you explain piss balloons to him? Rep for the story.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
Did you explain piss balloons to him? Rep for the story.
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Nah, it would have taken too long. He tried to make some lame argument about how most Nebraska fans went to the University. (The University of Nebraska at Lincoln, as the rest of the world calls it.) I just started laughing and I think even he realized how stupid his statement was.
 
Mb2658 said:
Nah, it would have taken too long. He tried to make some lame argument about how most Nebraska fans went to the University. (The University of Nebraska at Lincoln, as the rest of the world calls it.) I just started laughing and I think even he realized how stupid his statement was.
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Did you ask him about Estes Park?
 
Mb2658 said:
He is going there on his Honeymoon. Go figure. He was almost as pissed off this week as he was last week when I showed him the video of the kid crying on ABC.
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You should be like, "Bro, better to be pissed off than pissed ON! Like that sticker! Remember? From the car!?"

Then slap his ass, spit on his tits, and slash his tires. This is the word of Rugged.
 
Rugged said:
You should be like, "Bro, better to be pissed off than pissed ON! Like that sticker! Remember? From the car!?"

Then slap his ass, spit on his tits, and slash his tires. This is the word of Rugged.
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then you should **** his girlfriend...
 
lvbuff said:
then you should **** his girlfriend...
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Getting her naked and begging for dick, then refusing to **** her because of how ugly she is would be more insulting. And then you don't have to **** her, which is good because she's obviously going to be ugly. However, none of this is necessary, so I chose not to put it in my plan.

You really think I haven't thought everything through? I'm a ****ing expert. You've been around here long enough. You should know.
 
Rugged said:
Getting her naked and begging for dick, then refusing to **** her because of how ugly she is would be more insulting. And then you don't have to **** her, which is good because she's obviously going to be ugly. However, none of this is necessary, so I chose not to put it in my plan.

You really think I haven't thought everything through? I'm a ****ing expert. You've been around here long enough. You should know.
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That's a really well thought out plan (a surprise to nobody who has been around here for a while). You seem to have covered every angle as well as several contingencies.
 
Rugged said:
Getting her naked and begging for dick, then refusing to **** her because of how ugly she is would be more insulting. And then you don't have to **** her, which is good because she's obviously going to be ugly. However, none of this is necessary, so I chose not to put it in my plan.

You really think I haven't thought everything through? I'm a ****ing expert. You've been around here long enough. You should know.
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or you could **** her and give her aids.
 
I think if I saw a bumpersticker of Calvin pissing on Ralphie, I'd piss on the sticker.

Seriously, the whole Calvin pissing series is a complete redneck thing. I'm surprised it just didn't make the dude feel homesick.
 
Rugged said:
Getting her naked and begging for dick, then refusing to **** her because of how ugly she is would be more insulting. And then you don't have to **** her, which is good because she's obviously going to be ugly. However, none of this is necessary, so I chose not to put it in my plan.

You really think I haven't thought everything through? I'm a ****ing expert. You've been around here long enough. You should know.
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What if she is that porn chick? Midwest Mandy or something like that?
 
Orr said:
I think if I saw a bumpersticker of Calvin pissing on Ralphie, I'd piss on the sticker.

Seriously, the whole Calvin pissing series is a complete redneck thing. I'm surprised it just didn't make the dude feel homesick.
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There is a Nebraska bred porn star who lives nearby. Her name is Jami Kenney and she makes Melissa Midwest or whatever the hell her name is look like Eve. I have dubbed her the "Pornhusker." Look her up but be forewarned, it's skank porn and not in a good way.
 
Mb2658 said:
There is a Nebraska bred porn star who lives nearby. Her name is Jami Kenney and she makes Melissa Midwest or whatever the hell her name is look like Eve. I have dubbed her the "Pornhusker." Look her up but be forewarned, it's skank porn and not in a good way.
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yikes:

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Rugged said:
Getting her naked and begging for dick, then refusing to **** her because of how ugly she is would be more insulting. And then you don't have to **** her, which is good because she's obviously going to be ugly. However, none of this is necessary, so I chose not to put it in my plan.

You really think I haven't thought everything through? I'm a ****ing expert. You've been around here long enough. You should know.
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Orr said:
That's a really well thought out plan (a surprise to nobody who has been around here for a while). You seem to have covered every angle as well as several contingencies.
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A well thought out plan, except for overlooking the fact that sheep really can't beg for dick, since they can't talk.

But yeah, other than that he seems to have covered the major issues...
 
Just because...

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I have a sad story to share. My stepdaughter is a good trakster, and was offered by lots of mid-range schools - she chose NubKearney becuase of their unexpectedly good graphic arts program. Ended up dating some meathead, and moving to stincoln. He berates her for being from Colorado and prays at the alter of the corn, what sucks the most is that she's been so brainwashed by the braindead that she had the nerve to give me sh*t about my CU loyalty while visiting last week. All I can figure is that the water/air/food is horribly polluted, so if you go, take your own supplies.

...and yeah, Omaha's cute for the first hour or so, if you really hit the right places.
 
BethesdaBuff said:
I have a sad story to share. My stepdaughter is a good trakster, and was offered by lots of mid-range schools - she chose NubKearney becuase of their unexpectedly good graphic arts program. Ended up dating some meathead, and moving to stincoln. He berates her for being from Colorado and prays at the alter of the corn, what sucks the most is that she's been so brainwashed by the braindead that she had the nerve to give me sh*t about my CU loyalty while visiting last week. All I can figure is that the water/air/food is horribly polluted, so if you go, take your own supplies.

...and yeah, Omaha's cute for the first hour or so, if you really hit the right places.
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My condolences. I hope that it gives you some comfort that there are people like me who are forced to live here yet fight the good fight against the cult of the Huskers. I ran into a guy last week who was wearing a Buffs sweatshirt. I told him that it was nice to see a friendly face in enemy territory.
 
Mb2658 said:
My condolences. I hope that it gives you some comfort that there are people like me who are forced to live here yet fight the good fight against the cult of the Huskers. I ran into a guy last week who was wearing a Buffs sweatshirt. I told him that it was nice to see a friendly face in enemy territory.
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Ah, the guy was just screwing with you!
 
Mb2658 said:
My condolences. I hope that it gives you some comfort that there are people like me who are forced to live here yet fight the good fight against the cult of the Huskers. I ran into a guy last week who was wearing a Buffs sweatshirt. I told him that it was nice to see a friendly face in enemy territory.
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I get it, I lived there for work once, but it was in the mid 90's when it was easier to be a CU fan. Do they have running water where you are?
 
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