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Man sues Nubs for balloon pollution

I'd be okay with the Boulder City Council banning the release of Husker balloons in city limits.

Those bastard nubs in the visitors stands released a bunch of balloons on their last visit to Folsom. No doubt some will try it again the next time the polyester red hoard comes to town.

I just don't see how CU can maintain its reputation as being the most green stadium in the nation if they don't come down hard and outright ban aNUs balloons from floating out of the NW corner and into the Colorado skies.

Anyone planning to come to Boulder for the 2019 and 2023 Nebraska games are on notice. Nebraska fans (and their grandmas) will get pushed down the stairs of Folsom after the CU green team deflates any kNU balloons, fills them with urine, and then stuffs these piss bombs down their meth & runza loving throats.
 
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Man sues Nubs for balloon pollution ...
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yet steaming piles of burning poo are OK - got it.
 
Florida State used to do this in the mid-80s but it went away. i think it was over concern for the balloons drifting into the gulf of mexico or affecting local bird and wildlife populations. with jumbotrons and blasting music I don't think the overall fan experience is lessened any.
 
Anyone planning to come to Boulder for the 2019 and 2023 Nebraska games are on notice. Nebraska fans (and their grandmas) will get pushed down the stairs of Folsom after the CU green team deflates any kNU balloons, fills them with urine, and then stuffs these piss bags down their meth & runza loving throats.
The mental picture that I had of this was outstanding.
 
Anyone planning to come to Boulder for the 2019 and 2023 Nebraska games are on notice. Nebraska fans (and their grandmas) will get pushed down the stairs of Folsom after the CU green team deflates any kNU balloons, fills them with urine, and then stuffs these piss bags down their meth & runza loving throats.

This should be on a t-shirt.
 
If someone can find Randall Krause on Linkedin or Facebook or whatever, I think it would be nice to offer him a complimentary Allbuffs membership.
 
I'm bringing 200 red balloons to the next Husker game in Boulder. Just because of this thread.
Please. You can't afford the helium. None of the Fusker fans would even have balloons if First National Bank didn't give them away for free at the stadium.
 
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