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Meanwhile in Austin

good teammates inspect each other's pee in the urinals before allowing each other to flush. that's called teamwork and leadership. and, real team leaders make sure that their teammates double-tap at least before stuffing it back so as to avoid any unsightly yellow on the jock strap.

teamwork!

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Liver said:
good teammates inspect each other's pee in the urinals before allowing each other to flush. that's called teamwork and leadership. and, real team leaders make sure that their teammates double-tap at least before stuffing it back so as to avoid any unsightly yellow on the jock strap.

teamwork!

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Urinals? You mean shower.
BTW Thanks for letting me manscape in your tub.
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@Clean Undies -- you know what heartens me in the dark days of trump? the fact that your long and depraved browsing history, which has produced some of the foulest moments on allbuffs, will soon be made public by your ISP thanks to the new rules.

enjoy the internment camp you are headed for, when president pence takes over! lol
 
Liver said:
@Clean Undies -- you know what heartens me in the dark days of trump? the fact that your long and depraved browsing history, which has produced some of the foulest moments on allbuffs, will soon be made public by your ISP thanks to the new rules.

enjoy the internment camp you are headed for, when president pence takes over! lol
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Thank you.
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You all are seriously letting me down, the potential for pee jokes and puns is epic, and I thought I put you on the right track with my original comments.

Apparently allbuffs only does tree puns...
 
fwiw:
Normal, healthy pee actually has a yellow color from a pigment called urochrome. It's true that the darker that yellow becomes, the less hydrated your body is. However, drinking so much water that your pee is clear can actually cause an imbalance in your electrolyte levels.Mar 29, 2017
 
cu2x said:
fwiw:
Normal, healthy pee actually has a yellow color from a pigment called urochrome. It's true that the darker that yellow becomes, the less hydrated your body is. However, drinking so much water that your pee is clear can actually cause an imbalance in your electrolyte levels.Mar 29, 2017
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The color of a fine Chardonnay.

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That's what the nutritionist told me.
 
hokiehead said:
A large percentage of the population doesn't experience that, actually
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Happens to me every time. Which is no big deal, as long as I remember that I ate asparagus. Now, not as big a deal as taking a big **** and forgetting that you ate beets the night before, but still has the potential to cause momentary concern.
 
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