Meltdown-Alabama Style while watching OSU/OU

[Bama Charlie]

BC - I almost didn't post this but that would not be right.

That ****ing plane crash didn't mean **** to that football game. **** you Holly, you slut
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"Our 80 year old pilot crashed our 60 year old plane PUT US IN THE BCS TITLE GAME!!!!!!"
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These helmets look like props from the Wonder Years show
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**** his whore mother
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the left front wheel on the bus is looking real loose
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This is off to a flaming bag of dicks
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let's let Blackmon catch the ball wide ****in open... i'm tired of all this Ted Roof ****
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It's what happens when other teams run the train on them
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Well T Boone Pickens can suck a bag of dicks
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Then I'm jumping off the ****ing Brooklyn Bridge
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Star Jackson could do better
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**** the turf monster
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I'm starting to think Auburn QB's are better than Landry Jones
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OU showed up to the gangbang with a limp dick
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and no fluffer in site
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Pissing all over Box's memory
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**** you Landry Jones you piece of ****
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We're more ****ed than a retiring pornstar
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Got room up on that bridge for 2?
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Give this whole goddamn state back to the Indians
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Sooners are tossing some Poke salad to troll us
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The anti-rematch twits are coming out of the woodwork. Quick, where’s the pesticide!
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Stoops. That pouty-lipped tubby ****. We gifted that cocksucker 2 victories in the early 2000s for THIS?
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Bout to crank up my chainsaw
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Sharks? More like ****ing guppies
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This sucks Sandusky's balls
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Glad I wasted $475 reserving a ticket for the McElwain Bowl. Brilliant playcalling last Nov. 5th, you ****ING IDIOT!
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If I were President I swear to God I’d do ****in’ nuclear testing on this ****hole.
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How much are Sugar Bowl tickets going for?
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Same as the Go****yourselfStoops.com Bowl
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The ’Pokes are stump training OU… I swear somebody playing a banjo.
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Field goal for OU. What ****in’ deity do I have to blow for three measly goddamn points?
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I wouldn’t want that ****-knob as an equipment manager!
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This is like living in the goddamn Old Testament
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I thought we got out of the wilderness years when we hired Saban
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You pouty lipped Okie. I’m gonna have your ****ing kneecaps on display at the Smithsonian if we get ****ed out of the BCSNCG.
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I just pissed in my neighbor's yard to help Bama's chances. Risk arrest… you’ll nevah take me ahlive coppahs!!!
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There IS an anti-rematch crowd that probably has Karl ****ing Rove as it’s chief lobbyist!
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And when the computadoras go ape-****-gaga over OSU like they are Mars of Gods of War?
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You ****ers are being far too rational here, when most Harris Poll voters will drown in the creamsicle Kool-Aid.
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OU is officially the pivot man in this circle JERK!
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But they were on the road in bum**** Iowa to fired up college kids rooting for their schools biggest upset ever.
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And in case you forgot in the last 10 minutes, their goddamn plane crashed too!
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I'd motorboat Holly Rowe to get Alabama to 2012 BCSNCG in Nola.
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I'd hit it pink and all
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**** YOU LANDRY JONES
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This mothjer ****er has money on lswho winning the nc. **** your wjore mother
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the wrong Oklahoma player died this offseason
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My 12 month old son is better than Landry ****ing Jones
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See you in the Canadian Football League, you ****in' tosser!
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JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE KILL ME RIGHT FREAKING NOW **** I hate OU those **** sucking ****ups
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Way to go all bama bangs qb there
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I just.... I have nothing to say, except **** YOU MCELWAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Run the goddamn trick play again asshole!
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we will not play for the BCS NC BECAUSE WE DIDN’T RECRUIT A MOTHER ****ING KICKER THAT CAN MAKE A FIELD GOAL FROM MORE THAN 40 YARDS.
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**** football.
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Cade ****ing Foster, this is all because of you. All this stress, all this heartbreak…
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******************************** goddamn dicklicking ********s
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This game is no officially a crime scene
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I'm officially on the conspiracy bandwagon
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A brilliant football writer was found dead in the Hudson River. On him was found a sign that simply read, "Bob Stoops is a pants ****ter!"
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My worst nightmare was having nut cancer. It's now a distance #2.
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Well the jumping Bama train has left the station
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OU left a peanut-laden turd in the punchbowl.
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**** you landry jones and your dirty ass mexican style mustache.
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eat.a.damn.dick. **** me running
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****ing Virginia Tech is finished. Touchdown motherpiss****ass****ing Clemson right as I ****ing damn type.
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OU came to this game with a tube of lube and assless chaps
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**** whatever happens to us. I will bury that hell in a special part of my soul, but **** ou and anyone who wants to bolster yo sad asses. Y’all bitches are useless
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Neurosyphillis is more fun than watching Oklahoma choke on a big dick
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Can we strip Dabo of his degree?
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anyone know how much money landry Jones’ agent Cecil Newton got him to take a giant crap on this game? $180,001?
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I'm ****ing turning this late-term abortion off. Going to go home, maybe watch some Fringe or play some Wow. Looks like we might be playing in the Sugar Bowl. Can’t pull for LSU or these fudge packing cowboys… guess I’ll pull for Al Qaeda.
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Well I guess we won't have our postgame BCS celebration thread tonight!
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LANDRY JONES WITH THE ****ING FLOP! Grow a pair you pussy…damn I know you play in the vagina confernece and all but stay on your feet….
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Just **** me with a big green slimy donkey dick
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This is one of those games that convinces people sports are rigged
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HOLY **** THIS GODFORSAKEN PILE OF **** IN OKLAHOMA. THE WHOLE STATE OF OKLAHOMS IS WORTHLESS
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I will not ****ing calm down
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**** the Sugar Bowl. Every turn of fate tonight makes me hate that unimaginative bitch McElwain more than ever. He probably would have ****ed up the NCG if given half the chance anyway. 1966, 1977, 2011, etc, etc…**** this season and every cent & second I spent on it.
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Big ****ing deal. They blow out Oklahoma. We blew out Vandy. Same ****ing thing
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oklahoma getting sanduskied tonight... what a shame
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Stoops should just retire. He's swindling money like Madoff now.
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Big Game Bob my asymmetrical sagging ass. Well named @ Chokelahoma
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Landry Jones fumbles a pass on the first play of the second half. How much did tboone pay him in the tunnel outside the locker at half??
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Even Auburn and Tennessee hasn't played this goddamn bad
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Stoops taking the cowboy **** like Heath Ledger in Brokeback
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we walked right into a chainsaw
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I'm new..Roll tide,and this **** looks rigged
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THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE EYE****ED! Swallow 10,000 bags of flaming dicks stoops
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If we don't get in the national title and Trent loses the Heisman I'm moving to Canada.
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Landry Jones is a bought-and-paid-for ******
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LSU would hand it to them harder than sandusky in a shower.
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Now I understand why that Box kid took all those meds
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Gundy finally gave Stoops a drop of Astroglide. Just a drop
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how am I supposed to sleep tonight? I’m taking a xanax
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I blame Austin Box. You heard me.
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Gundy sounds like a retard. He’s got as much chance at getting 39 on LSU as he does waking up with a 12 inch dick.
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Asking Boob Stoops to win a big game is like asking me to **** you gently with a chainsaw.
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**** the periodic table!
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**** the kitchen table!
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**** the water table! (and **** Harvey!)
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Gundy Can Eat A Dick. All these mother effers on ESPN and stuff are tweeting that OSU is the undoubted contender…and it pisses me off that people are using the excuse of "we lost cause we had a coach die" crap. No disrespect meant, but how is that a valid excuse to lose to a ****wad of a team in iowa state? **** the ignorant minds of people everywhere…**** em **** em
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Goddamn this mother ****ing cocksucking piece of mother****ing **** of a season. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[CUBUFF80]

:rolling_eyes:

 

[BuffNut99]

Wow - so much class in there I almost went blind. Pretty inexcuseable infantile behavior, from the brat that got what it wanted in the end.

 

[dply]

Wow - so much class in there I almost went blind. Pretty inexcuseable infantile behavior, from the brat that got what it wanted in the end.

These are the same people who produced the tree killing fan.

 

[Bama Charlie]

These are the same people who produced the tree killing fan.

I am not defending Up**** but you guys know those trees were already dying right?

 

[dply]

I am not defending Up**** but you guys know those trees were already dying right?

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Everything alive is dying. Just some things faster than others.

 

[Buffarino]

I am not defending Up**** but you guys know those trees were already dying right?

You've got to be kidding me. You absolutely are defending him by saying something like that.

 

[dply]

You've got to be kidding me. You absolutely are defending him by saying something like that.

It is okay to shoot the gas station attendant as long as he has cancer. Right?

 

[Buffarino]

It is okay to shoot the gas station attendant as long as he has cancer. Right?

Or crash someone's car because it's old and breaking down anyway.

 

[Bama Charlie]

You've got to be kidding me. You absolutely are defending him by saying something like that.

The barn released a report in 2007 saying the trees were dying but they continued to roll them and use a fire hose to get the paper off.

 

[Buffarino]

The barn released a report in 2007 saying the trees were dying but they continued to roll them and use a fire hose to get the paper off.

What does that have to do with anything, unless you're trying to defend a ****ing loon?

 

[Bama Charlie]

What does that have to do with anything, unless you're trying to defend a ****ing loon?

He is idiot (or whoever did it) but the outrage from the barn crowd that we also eco-terrorists when they spray the mother ****er with a fire hose every time they win. If they cared about those trees they would stop (they have been told for years that spraying the trees is killing them).

BTW he posts on my Bama website.

 

[Buffarino]

He is idiot (or whoever did it) but the outrage from the barn crowd that we also eco-terrorists when they spray the mother ****er with a fire hose every time they win. If they cared about those trees they would stop (they have been told for years that spraying the trees is killing them).

BTW he posts on my Bama website.

The trees are theirs to do with what they please. It doesn't matter if they're dying, Bama fans have no right to do anything to them. Is that a foreign concept down there?

Should someone come shoot your dog because he's old, or might that upset you?

 

[Unleash Hell]

Bama is full of class, what a joke of a program and fan base

 

[Bama Charlie]

The trees are theirs to do with what they please. It doesn't matter if they're dying, Bama fans have no right to do anything to them. Is that a foreign concept down there?

Should someone come shoot your dog because he's old, or might that upset you?

I dont have a dog.

 

[Buffarino]

I dont have a dog.

OK, 4th wife then.

 

[CUFan]

OK, 4th wife then.

Is her name Bear or Bryant?

 

[Bama Charlie]

OK, 4th wife then.

If I ever get married again and somebody shoots my wife I probably won't complain if she is as old as those trees.

 

[Bama Charlie]

Is her name Bear or Bryant?

That is my kid's names.

 

[Buffarino]

If I ever get married again and somebody shoots my wife I probably won't complain if she is as old as those trees.

Way to avoid the issue. Bravo

 

[Bama Charlie]

Way to avoid the issue. Bravo

I am not avoiding anything. They have been rolling those trees and cleaning the tp with a fire hose for over 20 years. They were killing the trees just fine on their own (seriously declared dying in 2007) and one of our dumbest fans poisoned the tree and called it in on a national radio show. There is enough irony in that for humor. You are one humorless sumbitch so I doubt you will laugh at it like I will. To me I am not defending him I am saying he is dumber than you think he is.