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Meltdown-Sooner Style

Bama Charlie

Well-Known Member
We sucked a fourteen inch turd through a McDdonalds straw tonight
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We are soft. We do not play fundamental football. We have a rinky-dink finesse offense. Year after year we cannot run the ****ING football.
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Pass the ****ing hemlock
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Rename the defense
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Shanks. As in Shawshank. As in Andy Dufresne getting his ass pounded repeatedly.
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The Christmas Trees. Cuz they got lit the **** up.
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How many of you killed yourself tonight?
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We are are definitely going to be on Meltdown Time because I for one am about to off myself.
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I would kill for a ****ing O Line coach
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The Sharks allowed the most yards at home for Stoops twice this month? Where was the Jaws music last night?
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Manhattan, Waco, Stillwater. Could this team go 8-4, 9-3?
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There's only one.....Chokelahoma...
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Muuuuther fuuuuuck! God dammit
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Fuuuuuuuuuckin **** mother ****ers! Goddammit jaz suck ass Reynolds.
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I'd kill for a kicker who could hit one within the twenty. The Twenty! I'm not asking for Sebastian freakin' Janikowski here!
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Landry's just too tight. I think Whitney needs to drop the holy roller act and start giving him some pussy. For the sake of the team.
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What a way to end this Abortion!!!!
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I think I am going to go beat off then fall asleep.
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Heupel needs to grow a freaking pair. Sometime since doing big things on the field in 2000 and now someone stole his balls.
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Yo Tech use Astro Glide. this dry insertion is painful
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Hey Nuked do you have your finger hovering over the "crash the Server" button? I hope so
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Tech exploded our hymen in the first ten minutes
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I think the weather delay had alot to do with the way the game started, Tech came out and was more mentally ready after the delay and got up fast. An off day for the Sooners, but they're still one of the top 5 teams around, despite what their fans think.
 
It would be good if OU, Okie Lite, KState and Uterus all shot each other a couple of times and the Little10 only got one BCS bid...
 
The real question is whether BC comes back for the triple-play if LSU wins a week from Saturday. It's a given if Bama wins.
 
My friend was at a wedding in OK and she said that everyone was pissed and the wedding sucked. I just had to laugh
 
Fight CU said:
I remember when a loss felt that way...
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Yeah, remember when you made sure not to schedule anything during the season when CU was playing. I had a friend schedule his wedding during the 1991 season, CU was on the road vs. Okie Lite. The entire wedding party spent the reception watching the game in the hotel bar.

Now I welcome the distraction.
 
Monday -- mass shock.

Today -- mostly denial.

One cohort at work was a little more insightful. Said that the games against Mizzery and the gheyhawks shudda told them something. I had to agree with that one.
 
Worse than when the trail of tears took away some of their stolen land?
 
zbuff said:
The real question is whether BC comes back for the triple-play if LSU wins a week from Saturday. It's a given if Bama wins.
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I will be here with an Alabama meltdown thread if it happens but I expect to be posting one LSU style.
 
GoBuffs08 said:
Yeah, remember when you made sure not to schedule anything during the season when CU was playing. I had a friend schedule his wedding during the 1991 season, CU was on the road vs. Okie Lite. The entire wedding party spent the reception watching the game in the hotel bar.
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That was a great game
 
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