Meltdown-Texas Style

[Bama Charlie]

**** you Mack Brown. You go asleep at the wheel, still get you $, and leave us with this ****. **** you.
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**** mizzou. **** targeting. **** the refs. **** going deep. **** Mack's pussyass playcalling. **** this game.
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i should have stayed in the ****ing deer stand
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this offense sucks flaming dicks. it's like greg davis is back and calling plays
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Mike McQuerey is shocked by this anal rape.
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****, it looks like tucker's big ass gold chain was hooked around his foot when he kicked that, stupid ******
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can we finally retire that ****ing pussy formation?
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we're getting Sanduskied
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Our QB's are more hesitant than a 45 year old virgin.
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well **** me in the goat ass ****, was it gideon's fault?
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my god, shoot me in the ****ing face
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Seriously, Gideon is a ****ing retard. Get hurt already.
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**** you Gideon. You suck more than Sandusky
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put a skirt on him
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Gideon still weighed down by his Denny's Grand Slam
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Mack didn't go to sleep at the wheel, he died there. We're Weekend at Bernies
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Bring back Gilbert!
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Special teams 3 points, defense 2, offense 0. All of you go big or go home mother****ers on the OC hire, we sure as **** went home didn't we?
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This offense couldn't find the end zone with a GPS
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We could do better recruiting the *******s who gather round outside Lowes at 7:30 in the morning
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ESPN is going to have to starting paying people $30 a month for having LHN defoul their homes
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Apparently Mack didn't tell our players Mizzou wasn't in the SEC yet
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[The Guest]

I'd say that Ohio State won this round, amazingly.

Oh, on Shaggy, some dude's avatar reads:

"I don't have LHN. I am the 99%"

Has that already been posted, like, 30 times?

 

[Buffnik]

Another example of the Boise State playbook doing wonders at a BCS program.

 

[BuffTuba]

ESPN is going to have to starting paying people $30 a month for having LHN defoul their homes

It took long enough but I guess Texas fans are starting to realize what the rest of the fans and networks already knew. buh-bye.

 

[moett88]

Funniest crap I have EVER read! Just waiting to see if there is an effect on recruiting.

 

[Deleted member 807]

But, but, but....

Texas is playing chess while everyone else is playing candyland.

(actual shaggy quote.)

 

[J.R. Ewing]

Gideon seems to always make all Big 12 teams, but UT fans can't stand the guy. They compalin that he's criminally overrated. A few of my friends in town are planning a Blake Gideon graduation party here pretty soon.