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Michigan win prediction thread

What will happen for me after a win at Michigan?
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I will end up drunk, naked and in a heap somewhere in my cul-de-sac with a 1.75 of Captain empty by my side
 
Sykobuff said:
I will take a dump on my neighbors lawn. Michigan fan to the left, oregon fan to the right and wash st fan across the street.

I hope to fertilize my neighborhood in 2016.

Go Buffs!
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How's that song go?

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right....
 
I will stay up for three straight days reading every message board, blog, magazine, newspaper article, etc., I can find. All while watching every college sports related tv show and listening to Denver sports radio talk about nothing but the Broncos.
 
DBT said:
I will stay up for three straight days reading every message board, blog, magazine, newspaper article, etc., I can find. All while watching every college sports related tv show and listening to Denver sports radio talk about nothing but the Broncos.
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Don't forget, sitting on your har "balls"
 
after i get blacked out inebriated, i'll probably jump back on this site and tell people to "act like we've been there before" and that "we are only as good as our next game" and "we need to focus on oregon."

win or lose, remember this, we only need 4 more wins this season for bowl eligibility. just 4 more. we can do it, bobby bouche!
 
If we beat Michigan my wife will be very disappointed in my behavior.

"You need to go down there and apologize! Just because their house is a shade of blue doesn't mean their "commie Michigan ****s living in the wrong state"

And you better figure out a way to straighten that tree back out. The muddy tire tracks lead right to our house!"

It'll be worth it.
 
I will be giving up posting in the movie poop thread much earlier in the season, and mercilessly PM'ing @El Gringo about finally getting my damn bowl tickets.
 
LaserDeathHawk said:
If we beat Michigan my wife will be very disappointed in my behavior.

"You need to go down there and apologize! Just because their house is a shade of blue doesn't mean their "commie Michigan ****s living in the wrong state"

And you better figure out a way to straighten that tree back out. The muddy tire tracks lead right to our house!"

It'll be worth it.
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Last time CU won in the Big House, Hawt was embarrassed at my behavior as I broke out in singing the fight song at the bar in Jacksonville, NC
 
I will sell out on every Michigan carpetbagger I encounter.They seem to line up three deep down here. It must be too harsh to stay in Ipsalanti.
 
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