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Mike Leach predicts human extinction

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"I'm not really good with technology. All this button pushing and whatnot. I mean, you can just imagine based on what's happened in the last 15 years. Conversations won't happen 10 years from now. There aren't going to be people to talk to, it's going to be this (mimics pushing buttons). 'Do you want to go out on a date with me?' 'I don't know, what do you look like?' 'Well I look kind of like this.' 'OK, what are your interests?' 'Well, what do you think my interests are? Looking to this thing and typing into this just like yours are.' 'Yeah, no kidding, that's what everybody's doing.' 'Well, where do you want to go?' 'Well, what difference does it make? Because all we're going to be doing is looking into machines anyways.' Well, that's true and in the end, it's going to be tough to perpetuate the species. There's no question about that. So we're all going to look in this box and eventually be extinct. That's how it ends."

ESPN goes on to re-quote the 1st date advice Leach gave while at Texas Tech - which is a classic that can't be repeated often enough.

https://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/77760/mike-leach-predicts-human-extinction

NFM other than - "Life is better when Mike Leach is coaching another team in your conference." :thumbsup:
 
If you don't love the Pirate, you don't love college athletics.
 
But, how do attract your fat little girl friend? Or, do I have the wrong coach?
 
Someone has to get a picture with him this weekend. Go to the team hotel, pull him aside, throw an eye patch on and make a lifetime memory.
 
I don't think the rest of the Pac 12 fully appreciates the greatness that is Mike Leach. It's too bad, too. The guy is a gem. So glad he's in this conference. Fat girlfriends, pirates, dating advice, end of the world. Allsome.
 
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