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Need to win at utah or else

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We are the worst team in the pac12. Cu has never finished in last place, right? Arizona beat asu and now has 2 conference wins.

Also saw that Oregon state beat Washington. Ugh.
 
We match up with Utah extraordinarily badly, they have a solid DLine. We'll be lucky to keep it within 3td's imo. Hopefully the team has nicer showers in the hotel next week though
 
Is it too early to start running "rivalry" sh!t-talk?

CU winning at Utah isn't going to happen.

Our quarterback situation is obviously not where we would like it to be... but I think we've got a handle on it. It'll get us by. We stayed with USC until the last play of the game back when we had Wynn (prior to another shoulder surgery)... then took a few hard losses while we broke Hays in (he came over from a disbanded Div-II team, never took a snap in a Div I game before being thrown in... and it showed).

Since then we've snagged the last 4 conference games in a row.

Looking forward to some "rivalry" talk, but not sure you guys are up for that.
 
Devildog said:
Is it too early to start running "rivalry" sh!t-talk?

CU winning at Utah isn't going to happen.

Our quarterback situation is obviously not where we would like it to be... but I think we've got a handle on it. It'll get us by. We stayed with USC until the last play of the game back when we had Wynn (prior to another shoulder surgery)... then took a few hard losses while we broke Hays in (he came over from a disbanded Div-II team, never took a snap in a Div I game before being thrown in... and it showed).

Since then we've snagged the last 4 conference games in a row.

Looking forward to some "rivalry" talk, but not sure you guys are up for that.
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You live in ****ing Utah. Don't you have like 47 kids to tend to and 8 ugly ass wives?
 
Devildog said:
Lame and weak... but considering how the buffs been rolling this year. I guess it's a start. :rolling_eyes:
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99 sister wives 99 sister wives, you take one down fool around 98 sister wives
98 sister wives 98 sister wives, you take one down fool around 97 sister wives
97 sister wives 97 sister wives, you take one down fool around 96 sister wives....so on and so forth...

utah family
(to the tune of addams family)
your sister is your mother
your brother is your father
you all **** one another
you're the utah family

Utah way
Oooooooooooooh
You've got 1 dad and youve got 10 moms
utah utah
Youve got 1 dad and youve got 10 moms thats the utah way
thats the utah way
thats the utah way
You've got 1 dad and youve got 10 moms thaaaaaaaaaaaaaats the utah waaaaaaaay
 
Yeah... uh... think I better give you guys some time to regroup.

Besides talking sh!t around here right now would make me feel bad. Be like piling on... I mean we clubbed the hell out of UCLA last week like baby seals.
 
Devildog said:
Yeah... uh... think I better give you guys some time to regroup.

Besides talking sh!t around here right now would make me feel bad. Be like piling on... I mean we clubbed the hell out of UCLA last week like baby seals.
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no no no we got plenty of smack... ive been to your **** hole state... drank your ****** 3.2 beer... what the **** is wrong with you and your ****** state... your state is nothing more than a nuclear dumping site.... you are america's fukishima
 
Don't forget your magic underwear tonight
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I hate Utah as much as i hate nebraska and the only thing that separates Utah and Nebraska is amount of magic underwear in a state...why dont you go hang with father of the state warren jeffs and let him sandusky the **** out of everyone in your ****ing state
 
This is the best ya got? Magic underwear and multiple wife smack?

Might work with BYU. We hate them too.

Guess when your team is this weak... you go with whatever you have.

Good luck with that. :lol:
 
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buff4bcs1985 said:
I hate Utah as much as i hate nebraska and the only thing that separates Utah and Nebraska is amount of magic underwear in a state...why dont you go hang with father of the state warren jeffs and let him sandusky the **** out of everyone in your ****ing state
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No man, Utah has good skiing. Nebraska is the ultimate $h!thole of the universe, even worse than Alabama.
 
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Devildog said:
This is the best ya got? Magic underwear and multiple wife smack?

Might work with BYU. We hate them too.

Guess when your team is this weak... you go with whatever you have.


Good luck with that. :lol:
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your team is officially the byu of the pac-12 by virtue of coming from that awful awful awful state
 
here's a suggestion...why dont you roll around in the clive utah nuke dump and see if you can drop 3 or 4 of those extra chromosomes all you utards have
 
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We did lose to Cal... with a quarterback that had never taken a Div I snap.

Your whole team looks that bad... and our guy got better with experience... can't say that for yours.
 
You didn't lose as much as you got your asses kicked-especially your defense. I hope you boys represent the PAC south though. You'll enjoy playing at Autzen. :nod:
 
Flukes, did you hear the Big Game is probably gonna be moved to October next season? Thoughts?
 
liverflukes said:
You didn't lose as much as you got your asses kicked-especially your defense. I hope you boys represent the PAC south though. You'll enjoy playing at Autzen. :nod:
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We did get our asses kicked. Not like you fawkers got your asses kicked... but we did. We got it turned around though. Not where we want it... but we'll beat you guys.

Anyway, if any of you find yourselves in town for the game... I realize it might not be worth it for ya to come watch the beatin' we have in store for ya. I'll buy ya a decent Utah beer. :nod:

Until then... let the sh!t talk roll.
 
Utah fans trying to make this a rivalry, how cute. You guys had a football program for 7 or is it 8 years now?
 
Liverflukes is a cal fan. We like him.


And at least we were something. I'd rather be that than a never was.
 
Devildog said:
We did get our asses kicked. Not like you fawkers got your asses kicked... but we did. We got it turned around though. Not where we want it... but we'll beat you guys.

Anyway, if any of you find yourselves in town for the game... I realize it might not be worth it for ya to come watch the beatin' we have in store for ya. I'll buy ya a decent Utah beer. :nod:

Until then... let the sh!t talk roll.
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Mormons suck, utah sucks. I spent some time in ST.George, weirdest effing people ever. BURN UTAH BURN
 
Devildog said:
Well... give a team enough downs and anything can happen. The PAC 12 refs are bad, but I think they can count to four.
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That's ok. I'll console myself with a national championship trophy or a heisman trophy at the dal ward. You can see what it looks like when you visit boulder next year. It may be the closest you ever get.

Hell, BYU has one too. Eek.
 
It makes me sad, often, that those least equipped to talk smack, do so the most frequently.
 
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