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If BCS starts a gameday thread at 12:01 a.m. he is permanently banned from this site, and he will be beaten and **** on if he comes to another Sackygate.
 
If BCS starts a gameday thread at 12:01 a.m. he is permanently banned from this site, and he will be beaten and **** on if he comes to another Sackygate.

get a witch doctor to come to the gater and when bcs shows up, you'll have a virgin to sacrifice. the football gods are angry with CU and we clearly must make a blood tribute.
 
I must amend my previous statement to eliminate a loop hole. If BCS EVER starts a gameday thread, he is permanently banned from this site, and he will be beaten and **** on if he comes to another Sackygate.
 
The problem might not be BCS. It might be my involvement in playing along with the the fight song in his post. We're 0-2 this year when I've participated. Those stats are worse than BCS's stats, which means I am solely responsible. Seriously...I'm batting 0.000 and I promise to keep my ****ing mitts off the keyboard tomorrow morning.

Also, I would like to take this moment to apologize to all Buff fans across the world. I am not a superstitious man, but it is clear that I am responsible for the CU Buff's football performance so far in 2012. Again, please accept my apologies.

People, every dark cloud has a silver lining. Because of my future plans to stay away from the traditional BCS-instigated thread, we can all now safely predict that your CU Buffs will run the table in 2012. Please call your local bookie right away. I can't stress this enough. Congratulations in advance on the Top-25 ranking, and a BCS Bowl game as PAC-12 Champs!
 
the problem might not be bcs. It might be my involvement in playing along with the the fight song in his post. We're 0-2 this year when i've participated. Those stats are worse than bcs's stats, which means i am solely responsible. Seriously...i'm batting 0.000 and i promise to keep my ****ing mitts off the keyboard tomorrow morning.

Also, i would like to take this moment to apologize to all buff fans across the world. I am not a superstitious man, but it is clear that i am responsible for the cu buff's football performance so far in 2012. Again, please accept my apologies.

People, every dark cloud has a silver lining. Because of my future plans to stay away from the traditional bcs-instigated thread, we can all now safely predict that your cu buffs will run the table in 2012. Please call your local bookie right away. I can't stress this enough. Congratulations in advance on the top-25 ranking, and a bcs bowl game as pac-12 champs!

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The problem might not be BCS. It might be my involvement in playing along with the the fight song in his post. We're 0-2 this year when I've participated. Those stats are worse than BCS's stats, which means I am solely responsible. Seriously...I'm batting 0.000 and I promise to keep my ****ing mitts off the keyboard tomorrow morning.

Also, I would like to take this moment to apologize to all Buff fans across the world. I am not a superstitious man, but it is clear that I am responsible for the CU Buff's football performance so far in 2012. Again, please accept my apologies.

People, every dark cloud has a silver lining. Because of my future plans to stay away from the traditional BCS-instigated thread, we can all now safely predict that your CU Buffs will run the table in 2012. Please call your local bookie right away. I can't stress this enough. Congratulations in advance on the Top-25 ranking, and a BCS Bowl game as PAC-12 Champs!

Look at my sign up date and think of what the CU FB program has been like since ... yeah, I´ve been thnking about that myself.
 
I must amend my previous statement to eliminate a loop hole. If BCS EVER starts a gameday thread, he is permanently banned from this site, and he will be beaten and **** on if he comes to another Sackygate.
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If BCS starts a gameday thread at 12:01 a.m. he is permanently banned from this site, and he will be beaten and **** on if he comes to another Sackygate.
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he broke the dam
 
Sacrificing a virgin could work, but I think the Football Gods are looking for a little better looking virgin than bcs.
 
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