Pac-12 as Simpsons Characters

[cmgoods]

 

[buff4bcs1985]

awww... we're gil? that sucks...

 

[BuffHerd]

Utah = ned flanders. Classic

 

[Quattro]

Well that's ******

 

[buff4bcs1985]

Well that's ******

we gotta be moe or barney? barney cause he got to be an astronaut until he ****ed up...

 

[Buffsoldier]

Bull****. We're Otto, the biggest stoner that hasn't accomplished anything (in the PAC-12, anyways).

 

[Buffsoldier]

And I really would've thought of SC as more of a Diamond Joe Quimby.

 

[13Buff]

I was actually expecting us to be Ralph, "My Doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there."

 

[buff4bcs1985]

I was actually expecting us to be Ralph, "My Doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there."

we ated the embree berries... they taste like burning

 

[NBDefektor]

I love it. Obviously it's more football-oriented, but it fits perfectly with how crappy we've been. Gil certainly tries hard, he just doesn't have the "it" factor.

"Now let's talk rust-proofing! These Colicos will rust up on you like that! Shut up Gil, close the deal! Close the deal!"

 

[slider]

I found us in South Park (at least for football)

 

[tante]

Duff man is gonna be pissed

 

[slider]

Penn State

 

[Darth Snow]

thas some bull****.

 

[Uncle Ken]

I just don't find it that apt or funny. I like the Simpsons, I like the Pac-12, but I'm not getting the correlations they make, so much.

 

[BuffAlum2007]

I thought we were gonna be Otto as well...

 

[cmgoods]

I thought we were gonna be Otto as well...

Oregon players smoke a lot of weed

 

[Buffnik]

I just don't find it that apt or funny. I like the Simpsons, I like the Pac-12, but I'm not getting the correlations they make, so much.

Agreed.

I'm guessing it started out as a good idea with a few that fit really well... and then the joke lost a lot of steam trying to carry it to all 12.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Maggie is the right character for Cal.

 

[Buffenuf]

And the character for AllBuffs collectively, is Grandpa Simpson:

"...You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? ....Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as......a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball...

 

[sackman]

I think Barney would be the quintessential allbuffs character. 35 years old, drunk, with a life of wasted opportunities.

 

[Dorn09]

USC should be side show Bob with all of the illegal crap they have done over the years.

 

[Quattro]

USC should be side show Bob with all of the illegal crap they have done over the years.

Quimby fits them the best IMO

 

[NBDefektor]

At least after this whole Ed Rush thing, Larry Scott has shown he has what it takes to be compared to Chief Wiggum.

 

[Buffskier]

Maggie is the right character for Cal.

Not sure why they picked Lisa. We all know that Cal is the safety school in Cali (insert witty statistic here...) and Lisa is ACTUALLY smart. hmmm.. Must be a Cal grad that came up with this idea.