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PacHoops re-cap of his visit to Colorado

'Tini said:
You've never really been to the DH if you haven't gone to the wrong bathroom
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I have a series of questions. I've been to the DH hundreds of times (lived next to it in college). I've never been in the wrong bathroom.

1. Have I really been to the DH?
2. If not, is it wrong of me to walk into the women's bathroom in order to establish that "I've really been to the DH?"
3. If the answer to number two is "not wrong," is going into the ladies bathroom creepy?
4. If the answer to number three is "yes," should I do it anyways?

Discuss.
 
Darth Snow said:
I have a series of questions. I've been to the DH hundreds of times (lived next to it in college). I've never been in the wrong bathroom.

1. Have I really been to the DH?
2. If not, is it wrong of me to walk into the women's bathroom in order to establish that "I've really been to the DH?"
3. If the answer to number two is "not wrong," is going into the ladies bathroom creepy?
4. If the answer to number three is "yes," should I do it anyways?

Discuss.
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Well first time I went there I ended up in the wrong bathroom so no, you have not been to the DH so to fully experience it you probably should.
 
as an aside, I remember the first time I had to enter the DH bathroom. For some reason, I was having difficulty reading the words on the doors. Everything was blurry, and kept moving. So I'm still not sure if I got the puzzle figured out, or if I just got lucky.
 
I've been to the darkhorse plenty, and my first time I went into the wrong bathroom. Consider yourself smart, lucky or informed if you did it right on the first try.
 
Can our fanbases trade 'Tini for Adam?

NSFW:


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'Tini said:
You've never really been to the DH if you haven't gone to the wrong bathroom
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When you're the local you should feel shame for going into the wrong bathroom at the DH. It is my favorite joke to play on out of town visitors though.
 
dply said:
I flick my tooth at this thread. FLICK MY TOOTH!
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As I told Adam, Sarah & Spencer the next day -- unfortunately, we still have a little bit of the Big XII in us. Give us time to get it all out.
 
Goose said:
As I told Adam, Sarah & Spencer the next day -- unfortunately, we still have a little bit of the Big XII in us. Give us time to get it all out.
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Just to be clear, are we talking about the French gesture with the thumbnail and the front tooth? That's not Big XII behavior, that's, like, intercontinental.
 
Orr said:
Just to be clear, are we talking about the French gesture with the thumbnail and the front tooth? That's not Big XII behavior, that's, like, intercontinental.
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Just to be more clear, many Arizona fans are older than dirt and collectively have invested millions of dollars in copious amounts of dental work not limited to bridges, crowns and dentures.

The Buffs have a much younger fan base, many of whom do not rely upon dental prosthetics. We flick our teeth at Zona fans because we can, absent any risk of having old person dental work fly out of our mouths making us look like Javier Bardem's evil Bond villian from Skyfall without the chompers.

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Darth Snow said:
I have a series of questions. I've been to the DH hundreds of times (lived next to it in college). I've never been in the wrong bathroom.

1. Have I really been to the DH?
2. If not, is it wrong of me to walk into the women's bathroom in order to establish that "I've really been to the DH?"
3. If the answer to number two is "not wrong," is going into the ladies bathroom creepy?
4. If the answer to number three is "yes," should I do it anyways?

Discuss.
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When visiting the ladies bathroom never do #2. That's just wrong.
 
Daaah said:
never poop in a bar.
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I used to follow this rule so closely that one time I pooped in my pants rather than the bathroom. Then I realized even though I didn't use the toilet, I still pooped in a bar. Now I use the toilet if there's no other option. Still avoid as much as possible.
 
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