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Poetry with Coach Mac

Buffnik

Buffnik

Real name isn't Nik
Club Member
Junta Member
Our A.D. has been in office/ for 7 years
Let's check his record/ Amongst his peers
He goes through coaches / at a faster rate
Than any other director/ in any other state

You've been around guys/ like this before
Only the one they see in the mirror/ do they adore
When anyone else/ makes a mistake
You can be sure/ They get the Rake

Loud, Confrontation/ Confident + Pound
But, don't you speak up/ it's not allowed
As the Program falls/ deeper + deeper
Everyone is blamed/ except the keeper

He is rewarded/ With a new Contract
No one above/ Can discern his racket
So the School we love/ continues the decline
It won't stop/ til they ask him to resign.
 
Mac is better suited to Haiku. Not sure why he abandoned his specialty.
 
How about this simple ditty:

Roses are dead,
Violets are screwed,
Mac played wearing a cheap helmet,
His brain was tattooed
 
So why do these guys (Mac, Klatt, Al) hate Bohn so much, is it just because he canned Embree or do they have other fabricated reasons?
 
The buffs they sadly do suck
a team truly down on its luck


i suggested a coach
who was beyond reproach


but they fired him anyway


now this I did not like
so I stepped up to the mic


now everyone knows I'm not ok.
 
Mac's point of view is so very sad
His favorite son had the Buffs so bad

Record setting history
Seven years of misery

Klatt & Co claim JE had no perks
Mac fires back with, "You guys are jerks!"
 
there once was a coach up in boulder
full of spiritual fire and composure.
over time those he led
became touched in the head
and that coach became nothing but older...
 
I do not like mike bohn.

I do not like him as AD
I do not like him firing embree..

I do not like him as the keeper
I should go back to promise keepers

I do not like his loyalty
Does he not know
I am Royalty.

I do not like him
That's a fact
Even though I skipped
on a 10 year contract

So I leave you now
His departure in the works
You CU callers
are a bunch of JERKS!
 
I turned on my radio
To 102.3
sitting in the recliner,
just Jose, Mac and me

I listened to Mac pontificate
About a son who had been done wrong
Of an AD who is racist,
or so say Mac and Jon

As his tirade became louder
With his anger on the rise
I continued to grow sadder
As he diminished in my eyes

You see, he was my hero
His faith a guiding light
I loved the ground he walked on
Now he fades into the night

Dammit Bill
 
DBT said:
I turned on my radio
To 102.3
sitting in the recliner,
just Jose, Mac and me

I listened to Mac pontificate
About a son who had been done wrong
Of an AD who is racist,
or so say Mac and Jon

As his tirade became louder
With his anger on the rise
I continued to grow sadder
As he diminished in my eyes

You see, he was my hero
His faith a guiding light
I loved the ground he walked on
Now he fades into the night

Dammit Bill
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After I read this, a tear came to my eye............................................................and then I got the dammed bug out of it!

 
DBT said:
I turned on my radio
To 102.3
sitting in the recliner,
just Jose, Mac and me

I listened to Mac pontificate
About a son who had been done wrong
Of an AD who is racist,
or so say Mac and Jon

As his tirade became louder
With his anger on the rise
I continued to grow sadder
As he diminished in my eyes

You see, he was my hero
His faith a guiding light
I loved the ground he walked on
Now he fades into the night

Dammit Bill
Click to expand...
We don't need another hero.
 
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