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I just want a thread that can be our hall of shame. I would love to see all the comments from national media members discussing how pathetic we are.

Thanks.
 
Won't have any. National media does not pay attention any longer.
 
@RyanThorburn: The #CUBuffs were outscored a combined 82-3 in the first quarter vs. Fresno State, USC and Oregon.
 
http://deadspin.com/5953812/college...-themselves-on-saturday-besides-west-virginia

USC 50, Colorado 6: If you were not aware that Colorado is one of the nation's worst FBS teams this year, I have bad news: You are only a figment of someone's imagination and not a real person. There are coma wards where everyone knows that Colorado is garbage. The Buffaloes didn't need to get trounced by USC for people to realize it, but let's take notice of three momentous fourth-quarter plays from Saturday anyway.
  • USC's Javorious Allen runs for no gain on the game's final play, a third-and-4. This was only the sixth third-down attempt the Trojans faced all day, tying a record for the fewest attempts by a Colorado opponent ever. Their company in this category? The 1957 Missouri Tigers.
  • Max Wittek throws a 24-yard touchdown pass to D.J. Morgan with 11:11 left. USC's seventh passing score sets the record for most ever allowed in a game by Colorado. A sad moment for the previous record holder, the 2011 USC Trojans.
  • Halfway through the quarter, Nelson Agholor catches a pass for a one-yard gain. This is the last pass of the day for Southern Cal, which completes 23 of 25 passes on the day, or 92 percent. No team has ever hung a higher completion percentage on a Buffs defense. The previous record of 91.7 percent was set by Missouri in 1983.
  • 2012 Colorado football—reaching all-time levels of suck!
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http://deadspin.com/5955485/deanthony-thomass-punt-return-td-against-colorado-is-obscene

We all speculated what kind of brutality the Oregon Ducks would unleash upon the hapless Colorado Buffaloes, and early in the second quarter we learned the answer would be "obscene." Obscene to the degree of a 49-0 Oregon 20 minutes into the game, capped by this marvelous De'Anthony Thomas punt return touchdown in which he commits at least three of the "errors" we're told football players should never do. [Pac-12 Network]
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Saw SD Buff post this on Rivals post this

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Would love any other articles you folks come up with. I plan on printing them out and mailing them into Benson with my tix for the UW game
 
As I have stated after watching this team on National T.V. alot this year. We are so bad I think we would maybe only have 1 or 2 more wins if we were in the MWC. We are easily one of the worst 20 CFB programs in Div 1 and I am certain that we aren't even one of the best 5 FCS schools. NDSU would probably roll us 45 to 0.
 
o_robbie said:
As I have stated after watching this team on National T.V. alot this year. We are so bad I think we would maybe only have 1 or 2 more wins if we were in the MWC. We are easily one of the worst 20 CFB programs in Div 1 and I am certain that we aren't even one of the best 5 FCS schools. NDSU would probably roll us 45 to 0.
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This team would not make the FCS playoffs. That is not a talent issue. I can say without reservation that there is more talent and depth at CU than at any FCS program.
 
More depth but I'm not sure pure talent at starters is that much better than the top 5 FCS programs.
NDSU whipped CSU the weak after they beat us.

The way I see it Chidero is currently our only NFL quality player and we have one very good hustle player in Pericak.

But yeah, I agree, coaching would absolutely get us whooped.
 
CVilleBuff said:
hahaha, except the OP is a moron. UVA has been bad, 3-6, but they would obliterate us. They're not even the worst team in the ACC. They won at NCSU by 27 today.
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Yeah idk where he got UVA from. The thread is kinda old too, obviously we're #1 by far. Duke is also having a good season by Duke standards. We're by far the worst BCS team.
 
Buffnik said:
This team would not make the FCS playoffs. That is not a talent issue. I can say without reservation that there is more talent and depth at CU than at any FCS program.
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Agreed. We should at least make the games respectable if we had competent coods. Position coaches are good...EB and Brownnoser ****ing suck
 
As long as Bohn & Co won't fire Embree & Co (who can't afford to have "quitters" on their resumé), then CU Football will continue to occasionally drag in "shame" articles. It's the only thing the press can do to galvanize the dwindling fanbase in hopes of igniting some fire under CU Leadership's collective bottoms.

Apathy serves those sitting there, doing nothing but drawing in huge salaries. Those expense reports are going up, too - all those new recruiting coordinators LOVE the notion of a Do-Nothing, Nothing's-Required coaching staff.
 
Scott Van Pelt just called CU the worst program in D-1 football on his radio show. And it was just in passing to illustrate how ridiculous Lane Kiffen was being with that jersey number switch on the 2 point conversion.
 
Stuart Mandel pretty much nailed it:

"If you ever wanted to see what a program looks like after the Death Penalty, without actually getting one, I give you Colorado."
 
We made this week's College Shameday on deadspin.com. Don't think this is the first time, but I've been suprised we haven't made it on there every week.

Washington 38, Colorado 3: On one side of the field stood Keith Price, the Washington quarterback who has had his share of struggles this year after a promising 2011 campaign. On the other stood the Colorado defense, though to say it was standing is to suggest it wasn't lolling about on its back like a puppy on a sunlit patch of grass. When it was all over, Price had thrown for five scores, a career high, bringing the number of touchdowns allowed by the Buffs on the year to 68—seven more than Notre Dame, Alabama, and Rutgers combined.
The comedy that is Colorado football is getting too dark to laugh at. Only one Buffalo drive featured more than one completed pass, and the team now needs to beat Utah this week or Colorado will finish with the worst record in team history. The Buffs are chasing another rare gem: ranking last in the nation in points allowed and points scored per game. They're holding on to the former for now and are next to last in the latter, thanks to newcomer Massachusetts.
A good place to start improving: don't run quarterback sneaks on first down.
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Only one thing is certain: Colorado is definitely not paying players. At this point, I'm not even sure they're feeding them.
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http://deadspin.com/5961780/college...es-on-saturday-besides-kansas-state-of-course
 
buffedup said:
That QB sneak is such the perfect example of coaching stupidity that we are dealing with.:lol:
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That play is our coaching staff in a nutshell. That should be enough to fire EB. And if you have to fire both your coordinators, then you fail as a head coach. Fire them all.


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FlatironsBuff said:
That play is our coaching staff in a nutshell. That should be enough to fire EB. And if you have to fire both your coordinators, then you fail as a head coach. Fire them all.


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DITTO - I really do not know which coach I would keep, maybe tui?
 
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