Presidents' Take on Playoff

[Darth Snow]

EDSBS strikes gold, again.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/3/1/2835837/the-presidents-respond

Thomas Jefferson: "No system, playoffs or otherwise, will be completely fair to all potential participants. We would thus do well to adhere to the ancient Greek maxim, '**** bitches, get money.'
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Andrew Jackson: "Competition is the only way to solve an American contest. Except for you, Florida State. You take these blankets and start walking to Tulsa."​

Abraham Lincoln: "As long as the college football union remains whole, we have nothing to fear but some psychotic redneck actor with a gun screwing up this whole thing for everyone. Um...yeah, this isn't going to work."​

Herbert Hoover: "I like the BCS. It's been great. No emergency here. Move along."​

William Jefferson Clinton: "Four is a a bit much, but if we could make this a three-way battle, well, that's one I'm sure we could work out. [wiggles eyebrows] [points with thumb]"​