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Someone tell me about CSU

Lt.Col.FrankSlade

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I know nothing about CSU - so someone fill me in.

What are their strengths / weaknesses? Returning starters? Newcomers? Senior laden offensive line? Or a bunch of rookies? Injuries?

Anything?
 
I'll try. It's in Ft Collins, so it means you have to drive by Greeley to get there, so, smell is an issue.

The town itself seems ok. CSU plays their home games at the high school stadium in the foothills. It's pretty. Pretty small. They have a nice parking lot. I don't know why there's not a stadium on campus. They should look into that.

Anyway, they have a football team coached by an SEC burnout named Sparkles. Their players are known for not being able to read, cheating, beating up other CSU students, bad knees, and lack of speed.

That football team coached by that coach guaranteed their fans a win against CU last year, when we were at a very low point in our history. 23000 of their fans were very disappointed when that didn't come true.

This year they have two heisman locks, and the best LBs in the world, but I don't think "LB" means what they think it means.

Does that help?

Oh, I almost forgot, their mascot is a sheep.
 
They also fired their AD who had a field of dreams kind of vision, but now it probably will not take place.
 
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Their most famous alum for whatever reason went by the name Buffalo Bill. He liked to tuck his penis behind his legs while looking in the mirror and saying, "I'd **** me."
 
The only comparison needed,

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[video=vimeo;94241889]http://vimeo.com/94241889[/video]

[video=vimeo;104071494]http://vimeo.com/104071494[/video]
 
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Their most famous alum for whatever reason went by the name Buffalo Bill. He liked to tuck his penis behind his legs while looking in the mirror and saying, "I'd **** me."
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I didn't know Mark Knudson went by Buffalo Bill.
 
dply said:
Their most famous alum for whatever reason went by the name Buffalo Bill. He liked to tuck his penis behind his legs while looking in the mirror and saying, "I'd **** me."
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is there something wrong with that?
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
I'll try. It's in Ft Collins, so it means you have to drive by Greeley to get there, so, smell is an issue.

The town itself seems ok. CSU plays their home games at the high school stadium in the foothills. It's pretty. Pretty small. They have a nice parking lot. I don't know why there's not a stadium on campus. They should look into that.

Anyway, they have a football team coached by an SEC burnout named Sparkles. Their players are known for not being able to read, cheating, beating up other CSU students, bad knees, and lack of speed.

That football team coached by that coach guaranteed their fans a win against CU last year, when we were at a very low point in our history. 23000 of their fans were very disappointed when that didn't come true.

This year they have two heisman locks, and the best LBs in the world, but I don't think "LB" means what they think it means.

Does that help?

Oh, I almost forgot, their mascot is a sheep.
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Forgot one thing: "Pedistool"
 
You guys realize that sifting through that thread includes 5% information, 35% CSU bashing, 35% denying they are our rivals, and 35% infighting, right?
 
They are close enough to Boulder to wish they were CU but close enough to Nebraska to settle for Meth instead.
 
They are bigger, stronger, faster, and have a better coaching staff than the pathetic ones we have.
 
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