Story line for a bad game

[Buff_since76]

How about a challenge for the week. Put yourself in the following situation:

You are the new hire at FX1, and your boss calls you into his/her office and tells you that you are doing a great job and they want to give you a new challenge for the week. As the new hire you are excited and your heart beat picks up. Then your boss says "We are broadcasting the Penn State vs Nebraska game this week, and I want you to come up with a solid descriptor that will grab the publics attention so that they tune into the game." You realize that you have been given a complete **** assignment, and now have to try and make a diamond out of the big pile of crap. You put your thinking cap on, eat some 'magic' brownies, and try to pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Rep/likes to whomever comes up with the best descriptor. Mine are:

Penn State vs. Nebraska, after this game one team will no longer be winless!

Penn State vs Nebraska, this would have been the game of the week in 1996!

Penn State vs Nebraska, come hear the announcers talk about the programs when they were coached by Paterno and Osborne!

Penn State vs Nebraska, which program will hit rock bottom first?

 

[4DemBuffs]

@96 Buff?

 

[goalline]

Criminals versus pedos is taken by some teams in FL. All I got.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

"Join us Saturday as the bugeaters face the ****tany lions in the 1st annual Dung Heap Hoe-Down"

 

[Burrito]

****ing your sister and children are both wrong.

 

[Not Sure]

Watch a program hit rock bottom and keep digging.

 

[ahoelsken]

I dunno about you guys-but I'm gonna pass on this one so I can watch Indiana ABUSE Midnight Mel and Slytherin State U.

Penn State by 10.

 

[Ringer]

"Watch the fun and excitement of Frost going onto the field during a sideline pileup and incurring a crucial 15 yard penalty!"

 

[Buff fanatic]

Pedophiles vs Imbeciles

 

[FlaBuff]

If you need Big Ten football really bad, we’ve got some really bad Big Ten Football.

 

[Ringer]

If you need Big Ten football really bad, we’ve got some really bad Big Ten Football.

Agreed that many of the traditional B1G powers are faltering, except for Ohio State. They held steady at #3 nationally while Clemson went below and ND rose above.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

If you need Big Ten football really bad, we’ve got some really bad Big Ten Football.

This actually makes sense.

 

[LaserDeathHawk]

The game of 2020