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The sacking of the p12 is about to begin.

Liver

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Sure, we were repelled in often bloody fashion in our early attempts to breach the gate. But, we learned from our failures. As the Pac 12 got fat and happy in their walled city, sipping their chardonnay and tying their sweaters around their neck. we were working and planning.

The gates have now fallen. We've crashed the party. The fires can be seen for miles. You can hear the war cries of our Buff Bros as they celebrate the victory with wine, women, and song.

Dear Pac 12: There goes the ****ing neighborhood. The barbarians aren't at the gate any more. We are in your house, eating your feasts, drinking your booze, and debauching the freed captives of your boring ass reign of civility.

This is our time. By now, some of you are realizing the error of your ways. We were never going to be civilized and made into citizens of the P12 empire. We are here to burn, pillage, and own this conference. We don't play nice.

And, ultimately, when our work takes us to another level, you will thank us. You will thank us for elevating the reputation of the conference and being able to punch the alabamas and ohio states of the world right in the ****ing mouth. Secretly, when that next level has been achieved, you will be rooting for us in our quest to beat the SEC and b10 and the others into submission.

So, tonight, we celebrate. But, there is still much work to be done. And the Buffs are still very, very hungry.
 
As someone who grew up in So Cal and had to deal with a lot of chardonnay sipping USC and UCLA parents of friends, and after that friends who followed in their footsteps, I'd like nothing better to bring a box of cheap wine to the Rose Bowl and show them what football is really about. About the only thing better would be playing the Tennessee "sponsored by Home Depot" Vols of my ex wife and annihilating them on a national stage.

I don't keep a grudge too long......
 
celebrate the victory with wine, women, and song.

**** yeah! It was ugly, but tonight we will celebrate with wine, women, and song! **** yeah! And to those left on on the battle field to come... **** them... Let them eat cake!
 
As someone who grew up in So Cal and had to deal with a lot of chardonnay sipping USC and UCLA parents of friends, and after that friends who followed in their footsteps, I'd like nothing better to bring a box of cheap wine to the Rose Bowl and show them what football is really about. About the only thing better would be playing the Tennessee "sponsored by Home Depot" Vols of my ex wife and annihilating them on a national stage.

I don't keep a grudge too long......

Your ex-wife is a stupid ****ing bitch. Fact!
 
Sure, we were repelled in often bloody fashion in our early attempts to breach the gate. But, we learned from our failures. As the Pac 12 got fat and happy in their walled city, sipping their chardonnay and tying their sweaters around their neck. we were working and planning.

The gates have now fallen. We've crashed the party. The fires can be seen for miles. You can hear the war cries of our Buff Bros as they celebrate the victory with wine, women, and song.

Dear Pac 12: There goes the ****ing neighborhood. The barbarians aren't at the gate any more. We are in your house, eating your feasts, drinking your booze, and debauching the freed captives of your boring ass reign of civility.

This is our time. By now, some of you are realizing the error of your ways. We were never going to be civilized and made into citizens of the P12 empire. We are here to burn, pillage, and own this conference. We don't play nice.

And, ultimately, when our work takes us to another level, you will thank us. You will thank us for elevating the reputation of the conference and being able to punch the alabamas and ohio states of the world right in the ****ing mouth. Secretly, when that next level has been achieved, you will be rooting for us in our quest to beat the SEC and b10 and the others into submission.

So, tonight, we celebrate. But, there is still much work to be done. And the Buffs are still very, very hungry.
Liver, thou art my id
 
I freaking lit my torch, stormed outside expecting a crowd of maurading barbarians and was going to join the sacking and wenching. My neighbor blue hair just shoot her head and mumbled something about drugs being better in her day as she continued to walk her dog.

Go Buffs!
 
The Buffs promised they'd lose for five years. The promise has been kept. Time to kick some ass.
 
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