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The Winning Formula

wsp4820

wsp4820

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1. Build 10+ point lead in first ten minutes
2. Let the other team close the gap
3. Regroup and head to half time with lead
4. Come out strong in the first 10 minutes of the second, build big 15+ point lead
5. Shut it down about (what seems like) 2 minutes too early
6. Hold on for dear life
7. Huge Carlon Brown tomahawk slam
8. Hold on tighter for dear life
9. Advance
10. (Profit).
 
wsp4820 said:
1. Build 10+ point lead in first ten minutes
2. Let the other team close the gap
3. Regroup and head to half time with lead
4. Come out strong in the first 10 minutes of the second, build big 15+ point lead
5. Shut it down about (what seems like) 2 minutes too early
6. Hold on for dear life
7. Huge Carlon Brown tomahawk slam
8. Hold on tighter for dear life
9. Advance
10. (Profit).
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:lol: rep
 
wsp4820 said:
1. Build 10+ point lead in first ten minutes
2. Let the other team close the gap
3. Regroup and head to half time with lead
4. Come out strong in the first 10 minutes of the second, build big 15+ point lead
5. Shut it down about (what seems like) 2 minutes too early
6. Hold on for dear life (azbuff's wife freaks out and goes to bed)
7. Huge Carlon Brown tomahawk slam
8. Hold on tighter for dear life
9. Advance
10. (Profit).
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fify
 
Don't forget about the part where we cause the other coach to freak out and use all of their timeouts with 10 minutes left in the game.
 
wsp4820 said:
1. Build 10+ point lead in first ten minutes
2. Let the other team close the gap
3. Regroup and head to half time with lead
4. Come out strong in the first 10 minutes of the second, build big 15+ point lead
5. Shut it down about (what seems like) 2 minutes too early
6. Hold on for dear life
7. Huge Carlon Brown tomahawk slam
8. Hold on tighter for dear life
9. Advance
10. (Profit).
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I've seen this movie and various sequels. Awesome franchise. There are some important formula bit characters, too.

1) timeslot after east coast is in bed
2) clueless TV announcers who blow smoke up opponents skirts
3) opposition that mocks CU's lack of quality wins
4) discussion of Pac 12 being a weak conference
5) rival with more basketball tradition and tournament hardware
6) ballyhooed rival star player with a disappointing night
7) rival message board banter certain that CU is a crappy team, was a lucky draw and will go down big
8) allegations that CU fans travel poorly
9) C-Unit storms the place and creates buzz
10) OMG moment by opponent that their players are weak of heart, their travelling fans let them down, their coach should be fired, the refs suck, and the Buffs are still a crappy team.
 
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