USC game made me break my iPhone

[jizzrag85]

Totally demolished my phone by slamming it down, stupid expectations. Haha I'm an idiot and it was a fun thing to explain to my GF.

But, thankfully it was zero visible damage and talked Apple into giving me a brand new one because it was a "manufacturers defect."

Thanks apple!

 

[96 Buff]

You have issues.

 

[Uncle Ken]

You have issues.

**** you

 

[aghcsm]

Now that you've admitted publicly it wasn't a manufacturer defect, Apple will track you down and disconnect your phone from your ear.

 

[Sykobuff]

That wasnt...smart

 

[Uncle Ken]

Now that you've admitted publicly it wasn't a manufacturer defect, Apple will track you down and disconnect your phone from your ear.

And break your girlfriend's legs

 

[jizzrag85]

You have issues.

I know, I'm a buffaloes fan!

**** you

Tell em ken!

Now that you've admitted publicly it wasn't a manufacturer defect, Apple will track you down and disconnect your phone from your ear.

They tried already

That wasnt...smart

Wasn't really intentional, more of a reactionary thing and an "oh ****" Moment.

And break your girlfriend's legs

They did say no at first until I told them "where's the visible damage? I'm not paying $129" and he told me I was being "confrontational." Meh, whatever.

I figured I'd share a laugh and let you all know your phones will be going up $100 soon, you're welcome.

 

[Idot Buff]

As a shareholder of Apple, I intend to take this case to the very top. You may want to turn yourself in, bitch.

 

[jizzrag85]

Also, anyone else having these awful server issues? I can't do anything on this site.

 

[Dark Bohner]

Also, anyone else having these awful server issues? I can't do anything on this site.

That's just Apple. If you see an Agent, do what everybody else does. Run.

 

[dio]

The USC game made me want to break your iPhone also

 

[FlatironsBuff]

I know, I'm a buffaloes fan!


Tell em ken!


They tried already


Wasn't really intentional, more of a reactionary thing and an "oh ****" Moment.


They did say no at first until I told them "where's the visible damage? I'm not paying $129" and he told me I was being "confrontational." Meh, whatever.

I figured I'd share a laugh and let you all know your phones will be going up $100 soon, you're welcome.

Always wear a Huskers shirt when going in to customer service to try to get replacements. They figure you're completely ****ed up on meth and give you anything to get you away from them ASAP.

 

[Burrito]

Made you? What're you, ten?

 

[jizzrag85]

Made you? What're you, ten?

Yes

 

[goalline]

Also, anyone else having these awful server issues? I can't do anything on this site.

My iPhone works fine. I think they have targeted you.

 

[DBT]

Also, anyone else having these awful server issues? I can't do anything on this site.

You ought to throw your computer through the wall.

 

[StormTrooper]

Breaking your phone in anger is an actively stupid thing to do. Your brain has to bypass so many different logical checkpoints before that happens. This game wasn't even that frustrating compared to several we've experienced over the last few years.

 

[Uncle Ken]

Breaking your phone in anger is an actively stupid thing to do. Your brain has to bypass so many different logical checkpoints before that happens. This game wasn't even that frustrating compared to several we've experienced over the last few years.

Take it easy on 85. His girlfriend dresses him.

 

[jizzrag85]

You ought to throw your computer through the wall.

My MacBook?? No way! Damn thing cost me like $1600 and it has all my work drawings on it.

Breaking your phone in anger is an actively stupid thing to do. Your brain has to bypass so many different logical checkpoints before that happens. This game wasn't even that frustrating compared to several we've experienced over the last few years.

Lol dude it isn't THAT serious. I knowingly got annoyed and slammed it down. Stupid move, I know. I only shared so everyone can point and laugh anyways. Oh well, it's just a phone.

Take it easy on 85. His girlfriend dresses him.

It's true. But I'm the best dressed engineer I know!

 

[Uncle Ken]

 

[jizzrag85]

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Amen to that! All the knowledge and brain power and I'm still just a dip**** with a bad temper.

 

[goalline]

Amen to that! All the knowledge and brain power and I'm still just a dip**** with a bad temper.

well.... 1 out of 3 anyway.

 

[Uncle Ken]

I think it's reasonable for the mods to change 85's name to "Farmer Ted".

 

[DBT]

My MacBook?? No way! Damn thing cost me like $1600 and it has all my work drawings on it.



Lol dude it isn't THAT serious. I knowingly got annoyed and slammed it down. Stupid move, I know. I only shared so everyone can point and laugh anyways. Oh well, it's just a phone.



It's true. But I'm the best dressed engineer I know!

No worries. I've broken many thing in anger in my younger years. But now that my body no longer produces testosterone, I'm always calm. I even stay behind slow drivers and chill on the way to work while others fly by.

 

[Big Jim]

USC game made me break my iPhone

You will never fix your **** as long as you go around playing the victim.

 

[BuffinCali]

[QUOTE="It's true. But I'm the best dressed engineer I know![/QUOTE]

You must not know many people. Probably that foul temper of yours...

 

[leftybuff]

No worries. I've broken many thing in anger in my younger years. But now that my body no longer produces testosterone, I'm always calm. I even stay behind slow drivers and chill on the way to work while others fly by.

Mods: Please perform handle reassignment to: LowDBT

 

[buffalo1]

and it was a fun thing to explain to my GF.

Why did she care?

 

[Johnny Juzang]

I broke a tv remote in frustration in '88? 89' when we were losing in lincoln. It was the game we ended up winning, I think 26-12. Sad!

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

Good thread. Would read again.