We now take you to Gainesville, Florida

[skibum]

For a story about a football player doing the right thing in a sexual assault incident.

I'm sure the linebacker is telling the truth with this bit, but I'm guessing it's not the whole truth.

Garcia told the Gainesville Sun that the man was intoxicated and that after swinging at Garcia, he slipped and “busted his face on the wall.”

 

[Buffnik]

God job, Mr. Garcia!

 

[Dark Bohner]

Bit slippery out there.