We now take you to Johnny Manziel's Pants.

[J.R. Ewing]

http://blog.chron.com/sportsupdate/...5m-lawsuit-against-johnny-manziel/#23461101=0

A woman has filed a $25 million lawsuit against former Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel alleging sexual harassment and seeking a temporary restraining order.
The plaintiff, identified in the suit as a Samantha Schacher, alleges that the former Heisman trophy winner repeatedly sent suggestive photos and requests via social media accounts.

No idea if this girl is crazy or if this is legit. The article links the lawsuit which has come pretty graphic and hilarious details.

 

[dply]

Yes, Johnny Manziel technically has been sued for sexual harassment in a Florida federal court.
No, it’s not a real lawsuit. It’s a hoax. An obvious hoax. A hoax so obvious that the clerk of the court should have refused to dignify it with a date stamp or with an assignment of the case to both a judge and a magistrate.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...florida-accepts-hoax-lawsuit-against-manziel/

 

[wsp4820]

Pretty funny stuff.

 

[J.R. Ewing]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...florida-accepts-hoax-lawsuit-against-manziel/

Am I the only one who is a little disappointed?

 

[dply]

Am I the only one who is a little disappointed?

Nope. I really wish the Clowney v Manziel penis part was true. Especially hotdog bun thing.

 

[JJBuff]

How long until the Long John Silver nickname sticks?

 

[TDbuff]

or vienna sausage? or singing it's a small world at him? so much material in there.

 

[dply]

http://prevailandride.blogspot.com/2014/05/how-johnny-football-sexual-harassment.html

 

[Burrito]

I can't believe I've clicked on this thread twice.

Semper Gumby

 

[Liver]

if craig james and johnny manziel were to hit vegas for the weekend together, what would happen?

 

[dply]

if craig james and johnny manziel were to hit vegas for the weekend together, what would happen?

Death by Ungabunga?

 

[Junction]

if craig james and johnny manziel were to hit vegas for the weekend together, what would happen?

5 dead hookers, all laughing their asses off at time of death?

 

[aik]

Did he give Samantha the Schacher or what?

 

[sackman]

if craig james and johnny manziel were to hit vegas for the weekend together, what would happen?

Ten dead hookers? allegedly.


UBL?

 

[Liver]

I can't believe I've clicked on this thread twice.

Semper Gumby

think how many more times you would have clicked if we embedded an ad to "meet single ladies in your area TONIGHT!"

 

[Darian3Hagan]

think how many more times you would have clicked if we embedded an ad to "meet single ladies in your area TONIGHT!"

Probably not as many.

 

[Burrito]

This isn't going well for me.

Semper Gumby

 

[Junction]

This isn't going well for me.

Semper Gumby

Life?

 

[goalline]

Life?

After reading the lawsuit, I think he got out a ruler

 

[Burrito]

Life?

I was quoting his pants.

 

[CVilleBuff]

Don't see anything that suggests this is a hoax.

 

[cmgoods]

I'm assuming this doesn't have anything to do with what's in his pants, but he is rolling up money in a Vegas bathroom.

 

[Joe Theismann's Leg]

There's two reasons I could think of for rolling up money like that.

 

[cmgoods]

There's two reasons I could think of for rolling up money like that.

Two? I only know of one.

 

[buff4bcs1985]

 

[aik]

Johnny 8ball

 

[Duff Man]

Johnny 8ball

Solid.

 

[Burrito]

What's the other reason?

 

[dio]

It will be exciting to watch him flameout

 

[Buffnik]

It will be exciting to watch him flameout

I'm already sick of him. Have been for a while. Enjoyed watching him play in college, though.

But as a pro, all the signs are there for a guy who is too immature and won't ever understand what it means to be a "company guy". Have your fun, but don't make headlines having your fun. Don't let your fun interfere with knowing your playbook and game plan. I don't think he'll be able to do that.